Stupid Guest Tricks

I am FED UP with being calm and polite to people who really don't
deserve it. I had to deal with a French group today ... first off, they
whistled at me from the line and demanded to be seated in the ride
before anyone else. Since they had a group of 12, they of course had to
wait. They kept trying to get my attention after I told them this
with "HELLLLOOOO!!!"'s and "LISTEN TO ME!!"s ... when their car came
up, they tried to squeeze their poor handicapped teenager into a row in
our ride vehicle, and with the people already sitting in that row, there was
no way he could fit. All of us CMS had their seating situation already
figured out beforehand, so I assured them there was no way they could
fit. One woman screamed at me that she needed to sit with the teenager
(whilst spraying me with spittle). The ride ended up backing up, children
cried, lives were ruined, NSA's given out ... etc.

So I've got a question for y'all -- what are some ways you deal with
disgusting treatment from guests? For example, the "HELLOOOO?!?!"s
and "You, ::whistle:: come here..." Seriously, I need some good
comebacks rather than just the saccharine sweetness. Good stuff without
getting guest complaints ... if that's possible.

A few of my favorite combacks that generally get me complaints:

Patience is a virtue
(That always used to piss me off when i was a kid)

The more you piss me off, the longer I'm going to make you wait. So just
wait.

(Don't aknowledge them at all)

(Just let them mess it all up, and when they give you a goofy look, tell
them that you and the rest of the line are waiting on them)