For those newcomers let me explain what our purpose here is. StupidGuestTricks is a website devoted to those special guest we get every now and then (or every day if your so lucky), the ones who seemed to have left their IQ at home when going to a theme park. Employees seem to encounter these guests on a regular basis and backstage there is always a story to tell. So we have decided to set this place up allow employees the chance to tell a larger audience the tall and not so tall tales that unfold every day.
Although these tales primarily come from Disney parks we want to hear stories from any and all parks. Also for the sake of conformity we are using terms from the vocabulary of the average Disney employee.
Examples are as follows:
Employee=Cast Member
Customer=Guest
Foreman=Lead
...and so forth.
If you come from another park outside of the Disney company please tell us your stories too! If we get enough we might start a new section just for your park!
Now for the rules:
In simple terms use your common sense. This site is designed to laugh at the people who can't use common sense, not to abuse or mistreat guests in general.You agree not to post any abusive, obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, threatening, sexually-oriented or any other material that may violate any applicable laws. Doing so may lead to you being immediately and permanently banned (and your service provider being informed). The IP address of all posts is recorded to aid in enforcing these conditions. You agree that the webmaster, administrator and moderators of this forum have the right to remove, edit, move or close any topic at any time should they see fit. As a user you agree to any information you have entered above being stored in a database. While this information will not be disclosed to any third party without your consent the webmaster, administrator and moderators cannot be held responsible for any hacking attempt that may lead to the data being compromised.
Finally I want all of you to have fun! That's why were here.
Thank you,
StupidGuestTricks Management
P.S. Now some legal stuff...
StupidGuestTricks is not associated or endorsed in any manner whatsoever with the Walt Disney Co., it's subsidiaries and/or it's affiliates. The messages within express the views of the author of the message, not necessarily the views of StupidGuestTricks or any entity associated with it. Also as of January 1st, 2003 all stories posted on this site become property of StupidGuestTricks.com. All stories posted before this date will also become property of StupidGuesttricks.com unless notified by the original writer by January 1st, 2004.