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My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:07 pm
by hobie16
Here's an interesting story. Has this ever happened at a Disney hotel?

Last week, I checked into the Four Seasons in Palm Beach and was a
bit lonely. I thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." I looked through
the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender
Tony, a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in
the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick
wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and I
felt quite certain I could bounce a quarter off his well oiled
butt... you get the picture. I figured, what the heck, I'll give
him a call.

"Hello, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in, "Hi, I
hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot,
and I want it now! Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy
all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything and everything baby. Now how does that sound?"

"Oh my God... that sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an
outside line."

Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:38 pm
by darph nader
Oops. :eek:

Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:39 am
by Freak
Oh my...that's so hilarious and awkward at the same time...hah.

Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:29 pm
by DisneyMom
Wow. :eek:
Do you have Tony's Number? :p:

Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:43 pm
by hobie16
DisneyMom wrote:Wow. :eek:
Do you have Tony's Number? :p:
Are we thinking about sending hubby and the kids off to see Metallica while mom has some "me" time? :twisted:

Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 11:20 pm
by DisneyMom
well, not if I have a chance to go see Metallica! :rocker:

Re: My Confession Of Why I Changed Hotels

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:50 pm
by DragonFox98
Damn. That's good. I worked front desk years ago but never had any calls like that. :)