Stupid Guest Tricks

I was told that Toy Story Mania uses over 150 computers.
I guess the old mainframe doesnt have the cpu power they need for all the 3d stuff.
how would you like to find 1 small error in that system?

drcorey wrote:I was told that Toy Story Mania uses over 150 computers.
I guess the old mainframe doesnt have the cpu power they need for all the 3d stuff.
how would you like to find 1 small error in that system?

How many imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?

20

1 to report the burnt out bulb.

19 to redesign the entire land to make it look like the bulb is supposed to be burnt out.

Mr. M wrote:How many imagineers does it take to change a light bulb?

20

1 to report the burnt out bulb.

19 to redesign the entire land to make it look like the bulb is supposed to be burnt out.

The other day it was "how many engineers does it take to replace a small screw?" at one of my attractions. The answer is four, one to put the screw in, one to hold a flashlight for the first, and two to supervise. Must have been a slow day in Engineering.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
- None. They can never find their light.

How many carpenters does it take to change a light bulb?
- None... that's a job for lights.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
- LAMP! It's called a LAMP, you idiot!

8^P

Q: How many straight cast members does it take to replace a light bulb on Main Street?

A: Both of us.

Zazu wrote:Q: How many straight cast members does it take to replace a light bulb on Main Street?

A: Both of us.

Now that's not exactly right, most of the female CMs are straight. :)

I'm looking forward to the complete flip of the effective male-female ratio when I go from GA Tech to Disney.

Zazu wrote:Q: How many straight cast members does it take to replace a light bulb on Main Street?

A: Both of us.

lady ulrike wrote:Now that's not exactly right, most of the female CMs are straight. :)

Hey, this makes me feel pretty safe about hitting on CMs on Main Street. :p:

Lasolimu wrote:Hey, this makes me feel pretty safe about hitting on CMs on Main Street. :p:

Not me. I remind myself that, should I try hitting on a lady, she might just hit back. :cat1:

PatchOBlack wrote:Not me. I remind myself that, should I try hitting on a lady, she might just hit back. :cat1:

Only if we like you. ;)