Stupid Guest Tricks

So I was selling chiller (slurpess) today up in Smallworld and happened to find a Stupid Guest Tricks magnent in the back storage compartment so I decided to post what I was thinking throughout my shift.

1. It's cherry, not Minute Maid you moron. Minute Maid isn't a flavor, it's a brand. If you want Minute Maid go to the store and buy some flippin OJ.

2. Hi, the sign says the flavor, just cause one side of the machine looks different from the other, doesn't mean we're lying to you. (in reference to when one half of the machine isn't working so the color looks darker than the other half that is actually freezing.)

3. NO THE MATTERHORN DOES NOT HAVE A F*CKING FAST PASS!!

4. Um, this isn't a churro wagon you moron, so no, I don't have any ready.

5. 3.75 for a cup of frozen soda??? yeah, get the hell over it.

6. no I don't have lids, deal with it.

7. if whatever rail you are trying to sit on is wobbling back and forth so badly that you're struggling to sit on it...You probably shouldn't be sitting there!!!

8. How much is it? I dunno, why don't you try reading the sign behind me with the prices printed on it?

9. Don't slam your money on the counter and expect me to help you. It's rude.

10. If you notice that there are people in line, maybe you should stand behind them instead of fighting for my attention.

And the biggest thing that bothered me all day....

When you're ordering something from me....DON'T DO IT WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL OF POPCORN!!!!

I DO NOT want to watch you slop in around in your mouth and then spew it all over my counter as you attempt to speak!!!!!!


Alrighty that's it for now. Wait til I'm on balloons this week, then I'll have some more annoyances to share. <3

There was one time I was working the walk way during Fantasmic! and guest started to jump the fence of the River Belle Terrance where the table and chairs are. One guest jumped after another. I just wanted to kill them. I mean, COME ON PEOPLE!!!! HELLO!!! THERE'S A FENCE THERE FOR A REASON!! SAFETY PEOPLE!!!

I am standing outside of Bonanza Outfitters & a guest comes up to me &
asks where the closest restroom is. I do the lovely 2 finger point & direct
him to the hallway of Rancho Del Zocalo & advised him that the restroom
was just inside the hallway on the right. He looks at me in bewilderment &
says where would that be. I again stated where it was locate but
reworded it so the capacity of his brain might understand. He still did not
get it. I had advised him that it was on the left side of the Shooting
Exposition. He then sais would that be the left side or the right side &
asked me what hallway & what restuarant. He finally gave up & walked in
an entirely different direction because he said he could not see the
hallway or the restaurant. I would hate to see this gentleman navigating a
motor vehicle on the freeway.

i'm in my location putting out apples and other items when i guest
approaches the cashier asking if there is anything she could purchase
that was made by us because she was allergic to peanuts. the cashier
then turned around to me and asked what she could get i said i don't
recommend her getting anything beacuse we work with peanuts
constantly and the peanut dust goes everywhere so then then told the
guest what i had said and the guest replied ... "well ... i think i'll just get a
peanut butter cookie" is there anything wrong with that picture???? the
woman just said she was allergic to peanuts and she wanted a peanut
butter cookie!!!! luckily the cm said "there are peanuts in that as well" so
she just ended up leaving ... are ppl really that stupid??

the wicked queen wrote:guest approaches the cashier asking if there is anything she could
purchase that was made by us because she was allergic to peanuts.."
well ....i think i'll just get a peanut butter cookie"

I would have just sold the guest the cookie and let her eat it. If she died
it would have been natural selection. :twisted: