I have officially heard it all

[darph nader]

Let's nip the bad jokes in the bud Ok?

My hubby says for the joke you just said Darph, you have to spend a week sober.

I'll give it a try. No promises though. ;)

[Main Streeter]

Spay cans? What,couldn't find any neuter bottles? ;)

:hysteria: :hysteria: Very well done!

[turkeyham]

Spray cans.

I was watching extreme pools on the travel channel the other night. In Austria they had this old castle converted into a beer brewery. Also this place had a bunch of beer swimming pools. Yes, swimming pools filled with beer. They even served a meal and beer too.

It was about $135 per person, up to 4 people. 2 hours max. :)

[Main Streeter]

Spray cans.

We all knew this. :D: Only darph can drink & key turkey. ;)

[turkeyham]

He should go to DCA. There is a nice beer truck and a turkey cart on the Boardwalk. :) But then again there is Tri-angle square with over 75 different beers.

[darph nader]

We all knew this. :D: Only darph can drink & key turkey. ;)

end vary porrly sumtymes.

[PatchOBlack]

end vary porrly sumtymes.

So much for that week sober for Darph.... :cat1:

[Main Streeter]

So much for that week sober for Darph.... :cat1:

Like this Patchy. :hysteria: :hysteria:
No turkey, darph should not go to DCA. My passes will be frozen & comps already promised. You M G him.

[Rob562]

This story is pretty much right up there with the woman who put her baby in a duffel bag to go on Bilge Rat Barges at IOA. And then when caught by the team member, claimed she was being singled out because she was trying to breastfeed her baby...

That story is somewhere here on SGT...

EDIT: Found it:
http://www.stupidguesttricks.com/showth ... #post25660

-Rob

[EeyoresButterfly]

OMG, that is horrible! That woman needs to have a nice chat with DFS.

This should win an award for SGT--we should have some kind of awards every year, where we award a "prize" for the Top Ten SGTs. I think this one would take one of those statuettes with the back half of a horse on it.

Please tell me this person went to jail for that......

I love it! It's like our own version of the Darwin Awards, although sadly, ours are still in the gene pool.