Stupid Guest Tricks

I have stories you would not believe Would love to meet some of you when we come. We are staying at the Beach Club (we are not uppity) just like to enjoy our vacations.

Welcome to SGT!!
:D: :D: :D:

You can expect visits from the marsupials and a dragon soon.

And possibly a bird too.
:D

I am the dragon that you were warned of and I would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try to hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay. You can still expect a visit from the Marsupial Welcoming Committee, if you hadn't noticed we're all just a bunch of animals.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

Welcome to SGT... I'm not a dragon or a marsupial, but welcome any ways :)

just a pirate...

welcome aboard!!

ER stories are good!!!

You know, it dawns on me that in any other context, if I showed up somewhere and was told I would soon be visited by marsupials and a dragon, I would probably back slowly out the door and then run as fast as I could. But newcomers here seem to take it in stride... :)

jldrn1,
:sgthello:
:D: :D: :D:

Lots of alcohol, mini skirt and white picket fences between bars do not mix :p:

Some things are not mean to be put up some orrifaces, yes we will talk about you :)

jldrn1 wrote:Lots of alcohol, mini skirt and white picket fences between bars do not mix :p:

Some things are not mean to be put up some orrifaces, yes we will talk about you :)

I guess she forgot her "safety drawers" !

Hello and welcome!

techie-13 wrote:Welcome to SGT!!
:D: :D: :D:

You can expect visits from the marsupials and a dragon soon.

And possibly a bird too.
:D

And possibly even a rodent as well.