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The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:21 pm
by KingsIslander
Considering how often I see stupidity, I feel that I might fill up the whole page of "Other Theme Parks" with my SGTs. Therefore, I'm going to be posting them in this thread to avoid that. :) Anyway...

Today, I saw guests eat berries off of a bush in the park. There's no way they possibly knew that they were safe to eat. While it is the only free food you will find in the park, I wouldn't trust random berries off of a bush... what were they thinking? Discuss. :)

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 8:39 pm
by delsdad
KingsIslander wrote:Today, I saw guests eat berries off of a bush in the park. There's no way they possibly knew that they were safe to eat. While it is the only free food you will find in the park, I wouldn't trust random berries off of a bush... what were they thinking? Discuss. :)
Paging Mr. Darwin ! Paging Mr. Charles Darwin !

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 9:35 pm
by turkeyham
If the SG eat the berries, why eat them when when you don't know if they are edible?

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 8:22 am
by DragonFox98
Hey, I eat berries from the bushes around here (in my yard and in the woods on hikes), but I KNOW no pesticides and such have been used. Ugh...I agree with above....Darwin Awards, here they come!

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 9:03 am
by Doctor McKey
I wrk at Port Orleans currently ( dont ask ) and some house keepers i work with daily pick these "fruits" from the trees that line the Alligator Section of the resort and eat them daily.. I questioned them about it and they said that they are kinda like a kiewi in tatse... i just hang my head and walk away everytime i see them "picking" from the trees

The Doctor

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 11:09 am
by BRWombat
Personally, I think having SG's volunteer to find out if certain berries are poisonous is perfectly acceptable. :twisted: :D:

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 12:29 pm
by PatchOBlack
BRWombat wrote:Personally, I think having SG's volunteer to find out if certain berries are poisonous is perfectly acceptable. :twisted: :D:
I'm surprised at you, Wombat. How can you be so thoughtless?

...Don't you know the paperwork that will have to be filled out to have the SG's body removed? :cat1:

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:45 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
KingsIslander wrote:Considering how often I see stupidity, I feel that I might fill up the whole page of "Other Theme Parks" with my SGTs. Therefore, I'm going to be posting them in this thread to avoid that. :) Anyway...

Today, I saw guests eat berries off of a bush in the park. There's no way they possibly knew that they were safe to eat. While it is the only free food you will find in the park, I wouldn't trust random berries off of a bush... what were they thinking? Discuss. :)
was his name Euell Gibbons?

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:51 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:was his name Euell Gibbons?
Many parts are edible!

Re: The Kings Island Diaries

Posted: Fri May 28, 2010 2:55 pm
by darph nader
GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:was his name Euell Gibbons?
"Did you know,you can eat a pine tree"?
Correct me if I'm wrong,(will never be the last time),but my alcohol soaked mind remembers plants of the "New Tomorrowland" being edible? :confused: