Considering how often I see stupidity, I feel that I might fill up the whole page of "Other Theme Parks" with my SGTs. Therefore, I'm going to be posting them in this thread to avoid that. :) Anyway...
Today, I saw guests eat berries off of a bush in the park. There's no way they possibly knew that they were safe to eat. While it is the only free food you will find in the park, I wouldn't trust random berries off of a bush... what were they thinking? Discuss. :)
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Paging Mr. Darwin ! Paging Mr. Charles Darwin !KingsIslander wrote:Today, I saw guests eat berries off of a bush in the park. There's no way they possibly knew that they were safe to eat. While it is the only free food you will find in the park, I wouldn't trust random berries off of a bush... what were they thinking? Discuss. :)
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If the SG eat the berries, why eat them when when you don't know if they are edible?
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Hey, I eat berries from the bushes around here (in my yard and in the woods on hikes), but I KNOW no pesticides and such have been used. Ugh...I agree with above....Darwin Awards, here they come!
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I wrk at Port Orleans currently ( dont ask ) and some house keepers i work with daily pick these "fruits" from the trees that line the Alligator Section of the resort and eat them daily.. I questioned them about it and they said that they are kinda like a kiewi in tatse... i just hang my head and walk away everytime i see them "picking" from the trees
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Personally, I think having SG's volunteer to find out if certain berries are poisonous is perfectly acceptable. :twisted: :D:
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I'm surprised at you, Wombat. How can you be so thoughtless?BRWombat wrote:Personally, I think having SG's volunteer to find out if certain berries are poisonous is perfectly acceptable. :twisted: :D:
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was his name Euell Gibbons?KingsIslander wrote:Considering how often I see stupidity, I feel that I might fill up the whole page of "Other Theme Parks" with my SGTs. Therefore, I'm going to be posting them in this thread to avoid that. :) Anyway...
Today, I saw guests eat berries off of a bush in the park. There's no way they possibly knew that they were safe to eat. While it is the only free food you will find in the park, I wouldn't trust random berries off of a bush... what were they thinking? Discuss. :)
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Many parts are edible!GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:was his name Euell Gibbons?
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"Did you know,you can eat a pine tree"?GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:was his name Euell Gibbons?
Correct me if I'm wrong,(will never be the last time),but my alcohol soaked mind remembers plants of the "New Tomorrowland" being edible?
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