Stupid Guest Tricks

I am one of those unlucky few who has never, ever, been to WDW. Oh, I have been to DL once every so many years, but I've never even been past the mid-west.

This may change. My company as let us know that, if we meet a certain goal by the end of the year, we each would receive a substantial bonus.

If this happens, while most of the bonus will go toward needed purchases and in the bank, I have decide what one unnecessary purchase will be: A trip to WDW. My brother and his wife have been there. My parents have been there. Hopefully, at the end of this year, it will be my turn. I long to dine at the 50's Prime Time Diner. To see EPCOT. To ride the other Haunted Mansion. To marvel at the lack of a Matterhorn (would that make it an Anti-Matterhorn?).

I hope, I hope, I hope..... :)

Good luck on your bonus. Count me in on the few who have never been to WDW. :(

Road Trip! Patch and Darph, on the road again... :auto:

Whazzup wrote:Road Trip! Patch and Darph, on the road again... :auto:

Now I'm getting images of a trailer for one of those cheesy "buddy" pictures.

"Patch O'Black and Darph Nader in....

Road To Walt Disney World!"

Up for a snappy musical number, Darph?

Patch will have to drive, and you better pick me up on the way. We can take Wombat too, after Darph and I get together we might need legal representation.

ktulu wrote:Patch will have to drive, and you better pick me up on the way. We can take Wombat too, after Darph and I get together we might need legal representation.

"We might??" Get real Kman. You both will need legal rep. & more. New thread will be - "Alms needed for Kman & darph." :D:

ktulu wrote:Patch will have to drive, and you better pick me up on the way. We can take Wombat too, after Darph and I get together we might need legal representation.

I'm a generous guy, and willing to offer my legal services pro bono -- no charge. Just cover my reasonable expenses: travel, lodging (Deluxe please), food, park admission, souvenirs... :D:

BRWombat wrote:I'm a generous guy, and willing to offer my legal services pro bono -- no charge. Just cover my reasonable expenses: travel, lodging (Deluxe please), food, park admission, souvenirs... :D:

(digs through couch and searches wallet for spare change,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm screwed. :( ) Sorry ktult,you and BR are on your own.

Main Streeter wrote:"We might??" Get real Kman. You both will need legal rep. & more. New thread will be - "Alms needed for Kman & darph." :D:

Oh, we can take Ernie too!

BRWombat wrote:I'm a generous guy, and willing to offer my legal services pro bono -- no charge. Just cover my reasonable expenses: travel, lodging (Deluxe please), food, park admission, souvenirs... :D:

Souvenirs! Fine, you can sleep on the floor, we'll share a counter service dining plan, amongst all of us. I suggest we eat at Pecos Bills and make sure the burger is LOADED with condiments from the awesome condiment bar.*

Oh, you also have to ride in the back of the 'burb. I call shotgun!

darph nader wrote:(digs through couch and searches wallet for spare change,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm screwed. :( ) Sorry ktult,you and BR are on your own.

See above, I got you covered! I'll need our WDW friends to sign you guys in...

*I can see it now, we'll be at Epcot, heading to the Monorail to catch it to the TTC, then to the MK, lunch, then return. This goes for all the parks, except when we are at the MK, cause we'll already be there and there would be no need for us to leave just to go back, because we are already there.

Pick-up Ernie,,check
Wombat in back seat with and TV,,check. (bring your own VHS tapes there big guy)
Hell,we the makins of a 'man' trip here.

(note to self,leave 3rd seat in for patch to nap on)