Stupid Guest Tricks

Guest: "Can I take my stroller on the train?"
Me: "Sure! Just as long as it folds up."
Guest: "Oh. Well...mine's collapsible: does that count?"
Me: :notallthe

SG:why is this ride closed?
Me: Because of fireworks. We will be reopening around 10 pm
SG: so the fireworks are set off from this ride?
Me: No, but this is a fall out area from the ones set off from the castle, so we close the ride for your safety.
SG: S we can watch the fireworks from inside the castle?
Me:...

Hehehe..
Its funny how people can be so confused sometimes.

tink_lady wrote:SG:why is this ride closed?
Me: Because of fireworks. We will be reopening around 10 pm
SG: so the fireworks are set off from this ride?
Me: No, but this is a fall out area from the ones set off from the castle, so we close the ride for your safety.
SG: S we can watch the fireworks from inside the castle?
Me:...

Shoulda told them,"Yeah,just stand RIGHT HERE. Oh,can I have your name to notify next of kin." :twisted:

Child standing in a ride car on the seat (2 people mom and son in it) Mom looking at famil behind her and around.
Me "Have him sit down...Please have him sit down".. etc for a good 20 seconds
Guests family: "Sit him down!!!!"
Mom: "what?" looking around
Me and Guests family: "Sit him down!"
Child starts to sit himself down. Mom turns to son and helps. They get to me she get out and says "I didnt see him."
It took everything in me not to say "He was right next to you! Was there this invisible wall that divide you?" instead I opted for *smiles* "have a good day"

another was while grouping a group of 5 adults
Me: "how many"
Lady: "5"
Me: "ok you are sitting 2-2 and 1?"
Lady: "2-1-2"
Me: "ok 2-2-1"
Lady: "no 2-1-2"
Me: "come on up to the 1 and 2 and the next 2 on 1"
Lady: "But we're..."
Her Daughter: "Mom she gets, it just go."

SG: Can you have someone call Indy to see if the ride has re-opened?

CM: I will contact a CM with a radio.

Other CM: Trying 3 times to reach management for call to Indy.

CM: Sorry, we are unable to get in contact with management.

SG: Starts to complain the park has problems with rides and walks away.

Why is it so hard to walk out of Frontierland onto the walkway to the HUB? There is an information board there and a CM with a radio.

turkeyham wrote: Why is it so hard to walk out of Frontierland onto the walkway to the HUB? There is an information board there and a CM with a radio.

Hell, from Frontierland you may as well just walk to Indy and see if it's up or not

Madame_Leota wrote:Hell, from Frontierland you may as well just walk to Indy and see if it's up or not

That would too easy and require effort on the guest's part. And while your at it,could you ride for them so they don't have to walk over there? ;)

darph nader wrote:That would too easy and require effort on the guest's part. And while your at it,could you ride for them so they don't have to walk over there? ;)

Sure, that sounds like a great idea, I would totally take the job of riding rides for people to lazy to walk to them. :p:

Lasolimu wrote:Sure, that sounds like a great idea, I would totally take the job of riding rides for people to lazy to walk to them. :p:

Do I hear a business op?
"For Hire. 1 Surrogate Rider. Fee,1 Park-Hopper Ticket + 1 meal."
"Kick back and relax,people watch,shop,grab a show."
"Will report every 3-4hrs to report on rides 'you' could have enjoyed,but didn't have to bothered with."
"All interested parties please contact 'Rent-a-darph',at 520-555-0000"