Stupid Guest Tricks

man, I saw Captain BO in the DLR park today,
old fat guy dressed like a pirate, smell him for like 100 yards.

yuck.

Captain BO..IS he a well known local?


hehehehehhehehehee


Arrrrrr, tis time fer me yearly bath!

That actually reminds me of a few years ago when my sister and I were on POTC at Disneyland. In the seat in front of us, there was a guy who was really Captain BO.

To give you a clue on what the issue was, I'll just say that the entire experience was the pits.

Disneyguy85 wrote:To give you a clue on what the issue was, I'll just say that the entire experience was the pits.

Bu Dum Ching (drumroll) :morebeer:

When I was working at Knott's, from time to time there would be this old homeless guy who'd get on the bus, and that dude smelled like EVERYTHING! You know, pee, poop, and puke! Didn't bother him when someone complained--"Oh, you think I stink, huh?" I pitied the bus driver--everyone was like, can't you refuse to let him on? Apparently he couldn't. Once I sat next to this lady who remarked that she was from Jamaica, and everybody washed their clothes by hand--why couldn't this guy, if he couldn't afford to use a laundromat? I had to agree. But he was probably too out of it mentally to think about things like that.

I go to a convention every year in Ohio, and several of us that meet up out there have several sayings:

• they are not friends with a bar of soap
• the unwashed masses

One year I was walking through the indoor exhibits, and I had to turn off because I ended up behind a guy who smelled like he shait himself. :barf: :ewww: