Stupid Guest Tricks

Because of these ******* guests that come onto the property and dont do a damn thing we ask them to do.. i mean.. if i ask you to move to the end of the row or the platform or even to not sit on a hand rail.. do as i ******* tell you to do.

I am sorry to rant.. but for the love of God...


The Doctor

So is it wrong to 'crop-dust' the people that push and shove to get to the doors, then stop and sit down dead center of the theater?

CptnSkippy wrote:So is it wrong to 'crop-dust' the people that push and shove to get to the doors, then stop and sit down dead center of the theater?

On one of our visits to the world, Hubby planted his workboots on the toes of some folks who did just that. They planted themselves in the center of the theater and wouldn't move. If they had moved all the way down the row, like the ushers were asking, they wouldn't have had their toes in the position to be stepped on.

techie-13 wrote:On one of our visits to the world, Hubby planted his workboots on the toes of some folks who did just that. They planted themselves in the center of the theater and wouldn't move. If they had moved all the way down the row, like the ushers were asking, they wouldn't have had their toes in the position to be stepped on.

Oh I love to do that. Being a Pooh sized woman when I step on toes it usually does hurt. Of course in my sweetest voice I say "I am sorry, did I hurt you? You really should have moved down so this couldn't have been avoided."

Rosie

I use the "leaking water bottle" technique..

we get the water bottles that have the "sports sipper" top, when I see that happening, I put the bottle in my right hand and pop up the top, DW goes first and as I pass, I make sure that I have to edge around and a little stumble to keep from stepping on toes, my hand involuntary squeezes the water bottle, and it can do a good imitation of the dancing water, usually hits them in the chest, or lap,

you have to add mock horrified look and a mumbled apology of "gee, sorry that you got a little wet"

hehehehehee

Geez,,,,you'd of thunk they were asked to move to the back of the bus. :(

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I use the "leaking water bottle" technique..

you have to add mock horrified look and a mumbled apology of "gee, sorry that you got a little wet"

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You could always apologize about your "incontinence problem" :p:

techie-13 wrote:On one of our visits to the world, Hubby planted his workboots on the toes of some folks who did just that. They planted themselves in the center of the theater and wouldn't move. If they had moved all the way down the row, like the ushers were asking, they wouldn't have had their toes in the position to be stepped on.

Rosie wrote:Oh I love to do that. Being a Pooh sized woman when I step on toes it usually does hurt. Of course in my sweetest voice I say "I am sorry, did I hurt you? You really should have moved down so this couldn't have been avoided."

Rosie

Oh, I do the same thing, and I even do a sorta "hop" as I come down.

Oh well. :twisted:

DisneyMom wrote:You could always apologize about your "incontinence problem" :p:

Depends? :D:

DisneyMom wrote:You could always apologize about your "incontinence problem" :p:

Coming from my outstreached hand?


thank you for that vote!!!

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