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Saw this on "failblog" and found it kinda funny.. ;)

Nu. Avatar = Ferngully the Last Forrest.

Yeah,old story......
Dances with Wolves (3D).......
(It's all about getting the hot native girl and simultaneously sticking it to the man) :p:

DisneyMom wrote:Yeah,old story......
Dances with Wolves (3D).......
(It's all about getting the hot native girl and simultaneously sticking it to the man) :p:

Dances with Smurfs.

Lasolimu wrote:Dances with Smurfs.

HEHE!
Nine-foot tall Smurfs,anyway ;)
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

DisneyMom wrote:HEHE!
Nine-foot tall Smurfs,anyway ;)
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

A long time ago
when the earth was green.
The prettiest thing
I ever seen
were Smurfs.
Smurfs are so bright they glow.
Smurfs are cute, you should hear them sing.
If you choke a Smurf
what colour does it turn?
the same colour as ocean surf
aqua green.
Smurfs are blue.
And cute.
This is true.
If you see a Smurf on the street
give it a toot!
If you choke a Smurf
use care.
Its color will change.
From blue to green.
The same color as the earth.
Listen to a Smurf squeal
nothing will ever compare.
When you choke a Smurf
What color does it turn?
Aqua green.
And sounds like a seal.

Or...

Purple

Too Funny,Hobie! :p:
And now I know!
Hubby had to leave the room after I read that to him :D: