Stupid Guest Tricks

today my brother's lizard was crossing the dining room table,
and he gets on the racing form, and suddenly stops and does a little pushup dance. so we notice what horse he stopped on.
Speeding Lizard. so, since we are half drunk we place a bet on that horse. horse wins big, 25:1.
so now we all call him, the great lizard of odds.

GROAN!!!! :D: Puns!

felinefan wrote:GROAN!!!! :D: Puns!

Hows this one?

I saw in the local paper we have a new head of the police vice aquad. sgt arther kelloggs. so I think, wow, I wonder if his squad will soon become known as, Kellogg's Porn Cops...

drcorey, are you a fan of Spider Robinson?
He wrote stories about a place called Callahan's where there was Sunday Night, Monday Night, and Punday Night. The teller of the best groaner got their tab for the night refunded.

I just had a story sent to me on Facebook, a long, elaborate tale about the murder of Bullwinkle. I'll spare you the story and skip right to the punchline: "Wee Vishnu, a merry crushed moose, and a hoppy Jew near."

Trust me, it's better this way.

techie-13 wrote:drcorey, are you a fan of Spider Robinson?
He wrote stories about a place called Callahan's where there was Sunday Night, Monday Night, and Punday Night. The teller of the best groaner got their tab for the night refunded.

" When you swimma in da sea
and da eel bites - a you knee
Dat's a Morey!

A New Zealander man
with a permanent tan
Dat's a Maori!"

(Sing It, Wombat)

//Gotta Love Spider Robinson

Swordfish Flotilla wrote:" When you swimma in da sea
and da eel bites - a you knee
Dat's a Morey!

A New Zealander man
with a permanent tan
Dat's a Maori!"

(Sing It, Wombat)

//Gotta Love Spider Robinson

I see......

coming from someone that has a "summer magic" picture as an avatar!
hehehehehe

If you would join me in a few rations of RUM...
I'm sure we would find "The Ugly Bug Ball" on our list of all time Classics!