So, You Got Pooped On, And No, You Don't Get Anything For Free!!

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

I saw this on Board X:

Hey guys, I was wondering can I get anything from Disneyland if the duck poop on me.

Why? because it did happen to me once this past spring break when I was waiting to watch RDCT fireworks. I was standing there with my brother waiting for the fireworks to start in the middle front of the castle. It happened while me and my brother were turning our face left to watch the finale of Fantasmic.

Then when the Fantasmic Finale was over. I heard people screaming and someone said "Watch Out!" I thought someone threw a cup full of water into the crowd, but it was a duck that flew overhead and laid one on me and my brother. It was stink as He**. I was covered in poop.

I was supposed to go watch Fantasmic after RDCT fireworks. Instead I ran like crazy to the car. Upon arriving at the car, I took out all my clothes and was half-naked driving home to go and take a hot shower.

So do you think if I was to walk into City Hall at Disneyland, will I get anything?

Should he REALLY????? Your thoughts?

[darph nader]

A little after the fact.

[Disneyguy85]

That's pretty crazy.

Sure, its an inconvenience, but Disney really has no control over the ducks. There's no way that he would get anything for free, and I'm kind of surprised that he would ask such a question.

...Yes, it IS a little after the fact, anyway!

[CujoSR]

Lies! Lies I you tell! You evar been pooped on by bird. No one seen it coming also in dark.


Alternyet joke: In Soviet Disneyland, you poop on bird... Wait that not right.

[DisneyMom]

I've gotten pooped on several times in San Diego by Sea Gulls, once at Sea World :mine:

I got a free baby wipe from a lady who took pity on me

[Stripes]

My son was nailed at WDW. He got an escort back to the room to change and the sympathies of the monorail pilot. ;)

What a moron! Disney has no control over the 'bathroom habits' of the birds. I don't care even if (s)he would have gone to City Hall right afterwards...they get directions to the restroom and some sympathy, nothing else! :mad:

[Lasolimu]

Australia for me, Sydney, just outside the opera house to be more precise. I was on a tour and the tour guide had wipes and gave me one.

[Mayonnaise]

Srsly? Everyone wants something for free these days. *Sigh.*

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

I remember being at sea world waiting for the shamu show, it LOOKED like the seagulls were having great fun straffing the crowd.

many park guests fell to the terrible onslaught of birdie poo that day!

oh the humanities!

(jeez, are we becoming a nation of wimps and crybabies?)

[Double T]

I'm just happy to see that most of the clowns over on Board X are expressing the same thoughts that we are. A whole "Are you SERIOUS?" sort of thing.

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