Stupid Guest Tricks

igotodisneytoomuch wrote:1. Deodorant isn't optional.

Title kind of explains it but I just spent Sept 18-Oct 2 in the World and I could not tell you how many times there was a strong BO smell coming from SGs... I mean really, deodorant isn't optional- it's pretty much a daily event with or without shower, especially when you sweat more in the wonderful September humid heat.



2. Refillable mugs.

I mean really? Their like $13 but it's "too much" to spend after spending thousands on vacation so you reuse the old ones? At the Electric Umbrella? There's frugal and CHEAPass... using last years mug is definitely in the latter.

3. "I'm not folding up the stroller, she's sleeping!!!"

SGdad was refusing to wake his daughter up and take her out of the stroller to fold it up and taking it on the bus. It said on the side of the bus how it's unlawful to ride with an opened up stroller. The CM looked like he wanted to punch the guy, props to him that he didn't because I may have. Eventually SG complied.

4. Another transportation SGT:

While waiting at the AKL bus stop to go to Epcot, a SG who arrived at the bus stop the same time I did was annoyed about how long the Epcot bus took to get there (it had been not even 10 minutes). Up comes a MK and they said, let's take that bus and take the monorail, this is taking forever... because THAT would take LESS time????????? Hm, we waited 2 extra minutes for the 10 minute bus ride. They rode the bus for 25 minutes to MK, walked from the bus stop to the monorail stop, transfered at the TTC and probably arrived at Epcot well over an hour later.

Syndrome wrote:...Heck, better smelling things have come out of my horse's rear end in both solid and gas forms.

smart1hermione wrote:I have two words for you:

French Subway.

just.... never go there.

Syndrome wrote:I just ran into #1 recently myself. Was at Universal doing Rip Ride Rockit in the singles line. Went to get into my seat just as the guy before me was exiting, and forget the darned deodorant. I don't think he had ever taken a bath in his life! Heck, better smelling things have come out of my horse's rear end in both solid and gas forms.

sarbah77 wrote:I was at a concert, recently, in seats... and the boy next to me not only didn't use deoderant but hadn't bathed recently. Man, I wasn't sure there was a difference until I was next to him. It was RANK.

I was lucky that I hadn't noticed in Disney, but I guess the concert I was at attracts a lot of the socially inept people (*innocent whistle*). I guess I shouldn't have been to surprised.