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The vacuum business really sucks...

*Bad Joke Alert - You have been warned*

A customer walks into a vacuum store to complain about his new vacuum.
Service Person: "How can I help you today?"
Customer: "I am not happy with this vacuum and would like to return it."
SP: "What seems to be the problem? We'll see if we can get it working."
Customer: "It sucks."

Lasolimu wrote:*Bad Joke Alert - You have been warned*

A customer walks into a vacuum store to complain about his new vacuum.
Service Person: "How can I help you today?"
Customer: "I am not happy with this vacuum and would like to return it."
SP: "What seems to be the problem? We'll see if we can get it working."
Customer: "It sucks."

yeah, and the air compressor business really blows...

An article in todays paper says that the local refuse companys were down in the dumps.

darph nader wrote:An article in todays paper says that the local refuse companys were down in the dumps.

That stinks.

The cemetery business is a good investment as people are dying to get in.

Dentistry doesn't pay as well as you think--dentists are living a hand-to-mouth existance.

Veterinary services have no trouble staying in business--it's raining cats and dogs. Last time I went to my vet, I stepped in a poodle. :D:

felinefan wrote:Dentistry doesn't pay as well as you think--dentists are living a hand-to-mouth existance.

My freshman year in college, there was someone in one of my classes studying to be a dentist, I just barely held back the question, "Do they teach you to ask about your patients personal lives while you have your hands in their mouths, or does it just come naturally?"

Did you see that screamingly funny part of "Bill Cosby--Himself" when he describes a visit to the dentist? ROTFL!

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?".....then it hits me.