Stupid Guest Tricks

This goes under the heading of Stupid Pervert Tricks:

http://www.wesh.com/news/21009818/detail.html

Dude has like 100 counts of child porn filed against him but claims he is innocent. Says his cat climbed on the keyboard and downloaded the porn while he was trying to download music.

Yeah,,,,,right. My son's dog just jumped up on my lap and started WWIII. You now have 27mins and 43secs to kiss your ,,,,,,,loved ones G-Bye.

I heard the internet started ww1...

Would you like to play a game?

Kitty Porn?
hmm, mine dont like to wear clothes much.

drcorey wrote:I heard the internet started ww1...

Yep. And a misinterpreted text message led directly to the Civil War.

BRWombat wrote:Yep. And a misinterpreted text message led directly to the Civil War.

I thought that was the war of 1812? (or was it the Boor War?)
Sorry. The war of 1812 was started because 'somebody' didn't get their royalties from the 1812 Overture.

You mean Boer War. That was in Africa. From my almanac:
1899--Boer War (or South African War); conflict between British and Boers (descendents of Dutch settlers of South Africa). Causes rooted in long-standing territorial disputes and in friction over political rights for English and other "uitlanders" following 1886 discovery of vast gold deposits in Transvaal. (British victorious as war ends in 1902.) Casualties: 5774 British dead, about 4000 Boers. Union of South Africa established in 1908 as confederation of colonies; becomes British dominion in 1910.

I once read a newspaper account about a guy who went on a four state killing spree, and when he was captured, he said the reason he did it was his nephew put his pet hamster on his face while he was sleeping and he had a fear of rodents. Which is more plausible--cat typing bringing up porn, or a hamster on the face touching off a four state killing spree?

If the guy was that concerned about his cat messing up his computer by walking on the keyboard, why didn't he get this product--forget what it's called--that detects cat typing and causes a loud sound to issue from the speakers, thus scaring the cat away and making it associate the keyboard with getting scared, thus avoiding it?

People today don't take responsibility for anything, they're always passing the buck. Kind of like that "Son of Sam" guy that said his neighbor's dog told him to kill.

Blame everything on the critters. I'm gonna use the centipede defense if I ever get busted for anything.

Every now and then I have to genuinely blame my cats when I am doing online counseling sessions via IM and one of them suddenly leaps onto my laptop, resulting in something like: "Flush the pills down the toilet. Life is worth living and you have a lot to live for because wejklkerjkrjelrw djfdhdlafskh dj;fkjfdlhjldfkhfhlkfhdl." This happens most frequently around feeding time. Fortunately most of my regular online clients know I have cats and don't think I've suddenly lost my mind or am having a seizure at the keyboard.