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Chris Hansen will report from Disney's Typhoon Lagoon on tonights "To catch a preditor"...


Ok.. maybee a little over board but i saw something at TL that made me wounder if parents now a days need to be smacked or just beaten with in a inch or so of their life...

Today while at TL with my Vetenary assistant ( wife ) I saw a euripean or maybe brazilian lady with a child about 8 or 9 years of age walking to the front entrance. The mother while fully covered the child was only wearing a bikinni style bottoms.. oh ya.. did I forget to mention that it was a female child with NO TOP ON!!!!!

Before I could even render in my mind what I just saw they where out of site and heading for the gate....

I wounder if I need to turn myself in over this....

The Doctor

Last month at Stormalong Bay there was a little girl of about 9-10 in just a bathing suit bottom in line for the pirate ship slide. My own kids (13 and 7) were pretty stunned at the sight.

Parents seem to think that if a girl doesn't have "anything there", it's okay to expose her chest. It's like with parents who allow their kids to do their business anywhere in the park--not only is it a health concern as well as an esthetic one, but like it says on the thread, kid porn fans and their cell phones are just about everywhere. I'd like to walk up to a parent and ask them if they'd like their kid to be a movie star. Regardless of the answer, I'd then tell them they probably just did, because chances are some perv with a camera phone with internet capability just took some video of their kid while their pants were down, etc., and by now their kid is a viral kid porn star around the world. I'd like to see their reaction. And if it's "So what?", I'd call CPS.

It seems to me that this would go without saying but due to the fact that little boys and little girls are physically identical from the waste up, wouldn't it follow suit that both boys and girls should be covered up.

Just a little over-reaction, I'm thinking. Since there is nothing to see in either case...I would think that it would have little or no impact on a pedophile. It's what they can't see that causes the problems.

Pedophiles don't need to see girls with boobs, they imagine them, and let's face it, there are people out there who are just not normal. You know about those people who fall in love with inanimate objects, such as amusement park rides? Well, pervs see things on a kid's body that aren't there yet, and they get turned on seeing that immature little body. You and I who are normal don't get that reaction, but pervs' brains operate differently.

Plus, covering up can prevent breast cancer later on. It's never too early to slap on sunblock and use coverups.

felinefan wrote:It's never too early to slap on sunblock and use coverups.

No kidding! It's hard to believe all the roasted tourists I see daily. I should become a mobile aloe salesman. They're mostly astonished when I tell them we're at about the same latitude as Mexico City.

hobie16 wrote:No kidding! It's hard to believe all the roasted tourists I see daily. I should become a mobile aloe salesman. They're mostly astonished when I tell them we're at about the same latitude as Mexico City.

Thats because most moron sg tourists think that Alaska is right off the oregon coast and Hawaii is right off California, they believe that because they have seen maps that show them thats where it is!

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Thats because most moron sg tourists think that Alaska is right off the oregon coast and Hawaii is right off California, they believe that because they have seen maps that show them thats where it is!

I never knew Alaska was an island.

hobie16 wrote:I never knew Alaska was an island.

Apparently off the coast of Russia per Ms. Palin.... ;)

Didn't she say that she could see it from her backyard?

hobie16 wrote:I never knew Alaska was an island.

DisneyMom wrote:Apparently off the coast of Russia per Ms. Palin.... ;)

Didn't she say that she could see it from her backyard?

Sure its an island, ask anyone who has seen a map of ALL 50 states, its right above Hawaii, and right next to oregon and california.