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It wasn't a question of IF, only a question of When........
TWO Heely Brats hit me at the clinic today!
I was walking down long hallway when two small kids who were walking toward me suddely broke into Heely Mode only a few feet away! They came barreling at me and fortunately each one only caught my arm on either side-
If I had tried to dodge them, it would have been like one of them hitting a wall!
I gently warned them not to do it again, while Mom just stood by and didn't say a word
I guess I'm lucky she didn't yell at me for correcting her little sweethearts.

Didn't get yelled at for correcting her little sweethearts? Bull-shit,next time clothline the little,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dears. :twisted:

darph nader wrote:next time clothline the little,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dears.

That would be fun to see!

Hehheh...

darph nader wrote: next time clothline the little,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dears. :twisted:

My favorite thing! No wonder we semi get along darph. ;)

DisneyMom wrote:I guess I'm lucky she didn't yell at me for correcting her little sweethearts.

If she yelled at you, you could set up a 72 hour psych hold for her. :twisted:

DisneyMom wrote:It wasn't a question of IF, only a question of When........
TWO Heely Brats hit me at the clinic today!
I was walking down long hallway when two small kids who were walking toward me suddely broke into Heely Mode only a few feet away! They came barreling at me and fortunately each one only caught my arm on either side-
If I had tried to dodge them, it would have been like one of them hitting a wall!
I gently warned them not to do it again, while Mom just stood by and didn't say a word
I guess I'm lucky she didn't yell at me for correcting her little sweethearts.

I have a good habit of sticking my foot out or pushing the shopping cart out in front of them at Wal-mart.

Now granted I own a pair (have not put the wheel sin them for over a year) but when I did use the wheels I only used them for things like going from the car to the store in the parking lot, or I used them when I worked in the mall 3rd shift cleaning I would wear them while using the floor cleaning machine and let it pull me around. :)

hobie16 wrote:If she yelled at you, you could set up a 72 hour psych hold for her. :twisted:

With FULL body orifice probes,laxatives,dyaretics(sp?,help me out Disneymom),and stuff/like/that/there. :twisted:

darph nader wrote:With FULL body orifice probes,laxatives,dyaretics(sp?,help me out Disneymom),and stuff/like/that/there. :twisted:

In other words, just a typical Saturday night at the Darph Nader compound.

hobie16 wrote:If she yelled at you, you could set up a 72 hour psych hold for her. :twisted:

darph nader wrote:With FULL body orifice probes,laxatives,dyaretics(sp?,help me out Disneymom),and stuff/like/that/there. :twisted:

ktulu wrote:In other words, just a typical Saturday night at the Darph Nader compound.

THANKS to All of you on this thread for a great laugh! :p:

But Darph, did you ever work in a prison? ;)

ktulu wrote:In other words, just a typical Saturday night at the Darph Nader compound.

ROFL ktulu. (The Force is strong in this one...)

Disneymom I'm very glad you're okay. Sounds like that was a close call.

Since I'm tall and walk with a metal stick, if I get targeted in public by a hellie wearing darling they're going to get the tougher end of the bargain. However, in WDW when I"m in a chair in the parks, it's scary cause they come at you all flailing elbows and fists toward your face.

Just another fun thing about seeing the parks in a chair. Of course, that's still not as bad as people with triple strollers playing chicken with you to try to beat you though the entrance to the Emporium. Course the upside of being in the chair is I get to play peek-a-boo with the brim of my sunhat with cute babies passing by in strollers cause we're kinda on the same level. In more ways than one *laugh*

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