This Makes Linda Skywalker Seem Almost Normal

Syndrome · Post by **Syndrome** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:13 pm

Woman is going to marry magic carpet ride. Story here: http://bit.ly/ZNFj4

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:11 pm

OKAY, I'm offically freaked out now.

What happens if the Magic Carpet wants to 'hook-up' with the 'Tilt-O-Whirl'? ;) Will she claim infidelity?

Rob562 · Post by **Rob562** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 2:03 am

What's *really* odd is that this is the second instance I've heard of someone with this condition who is in love with this exact ride (same park and everything).

There was a show last year that focused on a guy who was in love with the ride. There was video shot in the off-season when the park was closed of him going to the park, even hugging and kissing it and getting some grease on his cheek in the process.

Perhaps these two people should marry each other?

-Rob
(I'll be visiting that park in October... I wonder if I should try hitting on the ride while I'm there...) ;)

EDIT: Oops... I guess I was only visually remembering the clip (or only pertially paying attention the first time). It's a woman, not a guy... I was thrown by the buzzcut haircut. So what I'd seen was a segment about this woman.
Here's the video on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE3pGYjz8Ws

jerlove · Post by **jerlove** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:38 am

This ride tried to pick me up at a bar in Tulsa about a week ago.... Man it gets around. Now hearing that it is engaged I am glad I did not go thru with the kinky ideas it had. I would never have been able to live with myself.

turkeyham · Post by **turkeyham** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:20 am

Lets ban her from that park. She is a weirdo!!!

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:48 am

OK, I have to ask this, but my friends on here who don't want to think bad things about me, STOP READING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Does the ride vibrate? :p: No, I'm not planning any trips there.........

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:52 am

DisneyMom wrote:OK, I have to ask this, but my friends on here who don't want to think bad things about me, STOP READING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Does the ride vibrate? :p: No, I'm not planning any trips there.........

that ship sailed a long long time ago!

Vibrate? Hmmmmmmm

:twisted:

DisneyMom · Post by **DisneyMom** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:03 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:that ship sailed a long long time ago

:twisted:

I'm not really bad- I'm just drawn that way! :jessica:

Eeyore Tattoo · Post by **Eeyore Tattoo** » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:01 am

Oy Vey

Doctor McKey · Post by **Doctor McKey** » Tue Aug 11, 2009 12:10 pm

I dont even know where to begin.....

WOW!

The Doctor

P.S. GP... you know that you have an attachment to the RUM... so dont judge!

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