Stupid Guest Tricks

this morning I was playing Final Fantasy. my female character has a tail.
she sometimes uses it to hold her sword and other stuff. I sort of wish we had tails. it would be neat. clothes would have to be different and you would have to watch where you walked and sat. I wonder if we had them.

I think George Carlin made the same wish! hehehehehhehe

See prehensile tail and scroll to Human Tail.

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:I think George Carlin made the same wish! hehehehehhehe

Then we could say, Hey Baby! nice tail you have there.
without getting slapped...

on a side note thou, out here the clubs sell clip on tails that the girls love.

drcorey wrote:I sort of wish we had tails. it would be neat. clothes would have to be different and you would have to watch where you walked and sat. I wonder if we had them.

drcorey, not to be rude... but WTH are you on? :D: :D:

I've heard that some of us ARE born with little tails,and the Doctor just snips it off puts in a stitch, and doesn't tell our mothers......
At least that's what my Mom told me....... :p:

Ohhhhh.just read Hobie's link.Says same thing. I wonder how my Mom knew this tho.
Maybe there's a reason I have that little scar!

Actually, there have been people born with tails--six inches I think max--but they're actually your coccyx or tailbone that was left outside the body. The nerves from there control the urogenitial area, which is why breaking your tailbone in a fall can cause a host of problems "down there".

Now, if I were to choose something extra to have, I'd choose wings--free transportation! If I had to have a tail, I'd like it to be able to shoot lightning bolts--nobody'd wanna mess with me! Oh, getting back to the wings--anybody remember that one Red Bull commercial, where the guy gets back on the bird that pooped on him? :twisted: