Stupid Guest Tricks

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. -- The owner of a southern Wisconsin house might not be in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener right now.

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile crashed into a Mount Pleasant house around noon Friday.

Mount Pleasant Police Chief Tim Zarzecki said the 22-year-old female driver was turning the giant hot dog on wheels around in a driveway and thought she was reversing but instead went forward and crashed into the deck and garage.

No one was home and no one was injured.

Oscar Mayer spokeswoman Sydney Lindner apologized for any inconvenience to the home owner. Lindner said the company will work with insurance companies to fix the damage to the house and vehicle.

...And BEGIN wiener comments........

"officer, officer, there is a giant wiener in my garage"

'ask him what he wants!"

hehehehhee

Reminds me of an 'adult' movie I saw years ago. Guy tells gal, (in Italian), "I want to park my Jeep in your garage".

I guess Bigger isn't always better...... ;)

DisneyMom wrote:I guess Bigger isn't always better...... ;)

Look how the big weenie lifted the deck. That is not a girly man weenie!!

Interesting sticker on the hotdog!

it did get knocked out of the park..(.ing space)

Sounds like a set-up for a joke on Funniest Home Videos: "What do you want for dinner, honey?"
"I don't know, just don't make anything fancy."
"How about a steak?"
"Naw, I want something a little smaller--I'm not too hungry tonight."
(Weinermobile crashes into house.)
"Oh, there's an idea--HOT DOGS!"
"That's what I was thinkin'!"

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:...And BEGIN wiener comments........

"officer, officer, there is a giant wiener in my garage"

'ask him what he wants!"

hehehehhee

"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Pupon?"

felinefan wrote:Sounds like a set-up for a joke on Funniest Home Videos: "What do you want for dinner, honey?"
"I don't know, just don't make anything fancy."
"How about a steak?"
"Naw, I want something a little smaller--I'm not too hungry tonight."
(Weinermobile crashes into house.)
"Oh, there's an idea--HOT DOGS!"
"That's what I was thinkin'!"

If Oscar Meyer had ANY sense of humor, they would make a commercial!!!

darph nader wrote:"Excuse me, do you have any Grey Pupon?"

Why yes, yes I do!

hobie16 wrote:Look how the big weenie lifted the deck. That is not a girly man weenie!!

Yeah, yeah. Viagra.