Did you ever think
when a hearse goes by
that some day maybe
you and I
will be riding back
in that big black hack
never thinking of coming back
and they'll bury you deep
so awfully deep
that you'll never wake up
from that awful sleep
Your eyes will fall out
and your teeth will fall in
and worms will crawl over
your mouth and chin
**And I cannot remember the rest :(
Stupid Guest Tricks out West
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The worms crawl in
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout...
The worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout...
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Well....this certainly changes my thinking abt everyone looking beautiful in the after life.Lady Eeyore wrote: Your eyes will fall out
and your teeth will fall in
and worms will crawl over
your mouth and chin
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bot,kinda.A few years ago we were at a state park,when a couple were setting up camp in the site right behind us. They take their cooler (sans worm guts) out of the trunk of the car and put in on top of the parking stop.
Now I'm no rocket scientist,but putting a foot and a half wide object atop a 4" wide ledge aint the smartest thing in the world. I 'was' going to say something but kept my mouth shut. Sure as shit their two little boys were tearing ass around the camp site. You know,just being little kids,when THUMP,the cooler toppled over dumping everything out. Dad went ballistic,started screaming at his kids. Well I did speak up then,I mean cripes, the kids were only 5-6yrs old. He got all pissy at me, (fuck you too,idiot)
Now this is the best part. They all jump back in the car to get more ice (no biggy) except he was going to drive all the way to Nogales to get it. 5 seconds later we see them heading towards the little store (thanks alot Mr. park ranger) :mad: All dad did was bitch bitch,bitch bitch,bitch bitch bitch, the whole time. (nice way to 'bond' with your kids asshole)
Thank goodness they left the next morning.
Now I'm no rocket scientist,but putting a foot and a half wide object atop a 4" wide ledge aint the smartest thing in the world. I 'was' going to say something but kept my mouth shut. Sure as shit their two little boys were tearing ass around the camp site. You know,just being little kids,when THUMP,the cooler toppled over dumping everything out. Dad went ballistic,started screaming at his kids. Well I did speak up then,I mean cripes, the kids were only 5-6yrs old. He got all pissy at me, (fuck you too,idiot)
Now this is the best part. They all jump back in the car to get more ice (no biggy) except he was going to drive all the way to Nogales to get it. 5 seconds later we see them heading towards the little store (thanks alot Mr. park ranger) :mad: All dad did was bitch bitch,bitch bitch,bitch bitch bitch, the whole time. (nice way to 'bond' with your kids asshole)
Thank goodness they left the next morning.
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Wrap yourself in grocery store plastic bags. Those things last forever. :D:Main Streeter wrote:Well....this certainly changes my thinking abt everyone looking beautiful in the after life.
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Main Streeter wrote:Well....this certainly changes my thinking abt everyone looking beautiful in the after life.
Whay do you theink they call it a dirt nap?
or that you are worm food?
hehehhehehee
thats just whats left over and of no importance!
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Happy sunny Sunday to you to GP. ;)GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Whay do you theink they call it a dirt nap?
or that you are worm food?
thats just whats left over and of no importance!
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Main Streeter wrote:Happy sunny Sunday to you to GP. ;)
Thanks..
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hehe
Glad to see everyone is having fun with my thread!
I was thinking...since that this was a cross-country road trip for me I can talk about a few Stupid Driving Tricks that I came across!
Stay tuned! :D:
Glad to see everyone is having fun with my thread!
I was thinking...since that this was a cross-country road trip for me I can talk about a few Stupid Driving Tricks that I came across!
Stay tuned! :D:
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My Hubby and I have a certain spot in mind overlooking Yosemite Valley where we plan to have our ashes spread .This ties together this thread as this post contains Nat. Park AND Death. We will probably even have our ashes
consumed by Bears. I consider that better than being worm food! :p:
consumed by Bears. I consider that better than being worm food! :p:
:flybongo: NO BULL!!!!!:D: