Marsupials wreak havoc

kurtisnelson · Post by **kurtisnelson** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:05 pm

‘High as a kite’ wallabies blamed for crop circles
Australian marsupials wreak havoc after munching on opium poppies

SYDNEY, Australia - Wallabies snacking in Tasmania's legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.

Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials' antics in a brief on the state's large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.

"We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."
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GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:19 pm

Sooooooooooo, marsupials are space aliens?

I KNEW IT!!!!!

they are going to take over!!!!!

Where's Buzz lightyear?

we got to take care of this problem!!!

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:11 pm

If I'm reading it correctly, only wallabies are. Wombats tend to be more sober than our alien cousins. :D:

Just Me · Post by **Just Me** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:51 pm

I met the Wallaby once. He didn't seem like the type to me...

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/2535665 ... op-circles

I thought Wallabies only created Monorail circles.

GRUMPY PIRATE · Post by **GRUMPY PIRATE** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:05 pm

BRWombat wrote:If I'm reading it correctly, only wallabies are. Wombats tend to be more sober than our alien cousins. :D:

HHHmmmmmmm!

so I guess when the Wallabies attack, just take them out fer some RUM?

Thats a good way to repel an alien attack!

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:38 pm

Of course Big W will be on soon to deny EVERYTHING. (go ahead bw we'll believe you:rolleyes :)

darph nader · Post by **darph nader** » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:46 pm

WHOA..Didn't I just see this some place else?

(I gotta quit drinking...................grape soda)

BRWombat · Post by **BRWombat** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 1:38 pm

darph nader wrote:Of course Big W will be on soon to deny EVERYTHING. (go ahead bw we'll believe you:rolleyes :)

Which makes me think -- good thing the monorails are on a rail, 'cuz otherwise BW would drive them in circles.

Wait, I guess they kind of do drive in circles...

Purpura · Post by **Purpura** » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:44 pm

Are you sure that it wasn't Stitch's relations dressed as Wallabies? :D: :p: :D:

Big Wallaby · Post by **Big Wallaby** » Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:40 pm

Yeah. Sorry 'bout that. Bugger, I was caught.

Crop circles are cool, okay?

And I am not an alien, I am just hired by them...

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