Stupid Guest Tricks

What do you say to your Disney Agent who makes fantastic and unbelievable claims?

put your money where your mouse is... :D:

*rim-shot*

If Disney parks sold Dr. Pepper, what would the price be for a bottle?

"Never credit to malice that which can be laid at the feet of incompetence."

"Incompetence is a millipede!"

turkeyham wrote:If Disney parks sold Dr. Pepper, what would the price be for a bottle?

Depends... I'd pay a lot more if they stocked Dublin Dr Pepper -- still made with pure cane sugar! Really good stuff.

Red Rover, Red Rover, send the quacking duck right over.

turkeyham wrote:Red Rover, Red Rover, send the quacking duck right over.

if someone gave me a container of baby ducks,
would I have a box of quackers?

drcorey wrote:if someone gave me a container of baby ducks,
would I have a box of quackers?

Or what about what the duck said when he bought a tube of Chapstick: "Just put it on my bill."

A duck, a frog and a skunk went to the movies. Tickets were a dollar each. Who could get in and who couldn't?

The duck got in because he had a bill.

The frog got in because he had a greenback.

But the poor skunk couldn't get in because he had only a scent--and it was a bad one. :D:

A frog walks into a bank, and asks to see a personal banker.

He is shown to a desk: behind the desk sits a kindly-looking man, whose name plate says: "Mr. Whack".

"My name is Kermit Jagger", says the frog. "I'd like a loan please."

"How much?" replies the personal banker, in a thick Irish accent.

"£10,000", replies the frog.

"Well, if I'm going to loan you that much, I'll need come collateral. Are you a homeowner?"

"No, unfortunately not", replies the frog. "I rent."

"Well, do you have anything else of value?"

"Hmm", ponders the frog. "I do have this...", he says, as he produces a porcelain figurine from his pocket, in the shape of an elephant.

The banker is confused, as he can't see how it could possibly be valuable. But, not wanting to offend the frog, he asks him to wait for a minute while he goes to talk to the bank manager.

"Sir", he says. "I have a frog here called Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow some money. Unfortunately, the only thing he can offer me is this white elephant. What should I do?"

The bank manager grins, and replies:

It's a knick-nack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!