Disney Jokes
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:48 pm
I am looking for more Disney jokes. Anyone have any??
This is what I gathered so far:
1) [INDENT]Q: Why can't Cinderella play Soccer?
A: She runs away from the ball. Her coach is a pumpkin. She loses a shoe.[/INDENT]
2) [INDENT]Q: What did Snow White say while waiting for her film to develop.
A: Some day my prints will come.[/INDENT]
3) [INDENT]Q: Why can't plans go where Peter Pan live?
A: There's a sign out front that says, "Never, Never Land!"[/INDENT]
4) [INDENT]Q: What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy's[/INDENT]
5) [INDENT]Q: What is the difference between Captain Hook and a battery?
A: A battery has a positive side.[/INDENT]
6) [INDENT]Q: Why does tigger always bounce on his tail?
A: So, he doesn't step on Pooh![/INDENT]
7) [INDENT]Why was Tigger looking In The toilet?
A: To look for Pooh.[/INDENT]
8) [INDENT]Q: How does Luke Skywalker get to the forest?
A: Ewoks[/INDENT]
9) [INDENT]What is Mowgli's favorite color?
A: Baloo.[/INDENT]
10) [INDENT]What is the Mad Hatter's favorite ride?
A: The Mad Hatterhorn![/INDENT]
11) [INDENT]What is a Disney fan's computer password?
A: "MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofy" because it needs to be four characters![/INDENT]
12) [INDENT]Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: To get a little Goofy![/INDENT]
13) [INDENT]Q: What does Ariel wear?
A: An Alge - bra.[/INDENT]
14) [INDENT]Q: What size?
A: C - Shells![/INDENT]
15) [INDENT]Q: Why did the White Rabbit throw a clock out the window?
A: To see time fly![/INDENT]
16) [INDENT]Q: Why wasn't Woody hungry?
A: He was stuffed!![/INDENT]
17) [INDENT]Q: How do you catch Chip And Dale?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut![/INDENT]
18) [INDENT]Q: What is the Chesire Cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrrrrrr - ple![/INDENT]
19) [INDENT]Q: How much do Pirates charge to pierce ears?
A: A Buc - can - ear![/INDENT]
20) [INDENT]Q: What do you call a Pixie that needs a bath?
A: Stinkerbell!![/INDENT]
21) [INDENT]Q: What do you call a Pirate that skips school?
A: Captain Hook - y![/INDENT]
22) [INDENT]What kind of pet does Aladdin have?
A: A Flying Car - Pet![/INDENT]
23) [INDENT]Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A: Because's she's the fairest in the land!![/INDENT]
This is all brought to you by Musical Chairs with Alice and the Mad Hatter at Coke Corner at 2:30 P.M, Daily.
This is what I gathered so far:
1) [INDENT]Q: Why can't Cinderella play Soccer?
A: She runs away from the ball. Her coach is a pumpkin. She loses a shoe.[/INDENT]
2) [INDENT]Q: What did Snow White say while waiting for her film to develop.
A: Some day my prints will come.[/INDENT]
3) [INDENT]Q: Why can't plans go where Peter Pan live?
A: There's a sign out front that says, "Never, Never Land!"[/INDENT]
4) [INDENT]Q: What is Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
A: Wendy's[/INDENT]
5) [INDENT]Q: What is the difference between Captain Hook and a battery?
A: A battery has a positive side.[/INDENT]
6) [INDENT]Q: Why does tigger always bounce on his tail?
A: So, he doesn't step on Pooh![/INDENT]
7) [INDENT]Why was Tigger looking In The toilet?
A: To look for Pooh.[/INDENT]
8) [INDENT]Q: How does Luke Skywalker get to the forest?
A: Ewoks[/INDENT]
9) [INDENT]What is Mowgli's favorite color?
A: Baloo.[/INDENT]
10) [INDENT]What is the Mad Hatter's favorite ride?
A: The Mad Hatterhorn![/INDENT]
11) [INDENT]What is a Disney fan's computer password?
A: "MickeyMinnieDonaldGoofy" because it needs to be four characters![/INDENT]
12) [INDENT]Why do people go to Disneyland?
A: To get a little Goofy![/INDENT]
13) [INDENT]Q: What does Ariel wear?
A: An Alge - bra.[/INDENT]
14) [INDENT]Q: What size?
A: C - Shells![/INDENT]
15) [INDENT]Q: Why did the White Rabbit throw a clock out the window?
A: To see time fly![/INDENT]
16) [INDENT]Q: Why wasn't Woody hungry?
A: He was stuffed!![/INDENT]
17) [INDENT]Q: How do you catch Chip And Dale?
A: Climb a tree and act like a nut![/INDENT]
18) [INDENT]Q: What is the Chesire Cat's favorite color?
A: Purrrrrrrrrr - ple![/INDENT]
19) [INDENT]Q: How much do Pirates charge to pierce ears?
A: A Buc - can - ear![/INDENT]
20) [INDENT]Q: What do you call a Pixie that needs a bath?
A: Stinkerbell!![/INDENT]
21) [INDENT]Q: What do you call a Pirate that skips school?
A: Captain Hook - y![/INDENT]
22) [INDENT]What kind of pet does Aladdin have?
A: A Flying Car - Pet![/INDENT]
23) [INDENT]Why would Snow White make a great judge?
A: Because's she's the fairest in the land!![/INDENT]
This is all brought to you by Musical Chairs with Alice and the Mad Hatter at Coke Corner at 2:30 P.M, Daily.
I don't get it, can you dumb it down for me, :D