Stupid Guest Tricks

[quote="turkeyham"]Guess our mystery meat! Win Prize. [quote]
Sounds like Inn Btwn or/& OCJ. No! Have never been in OCJ.

turkeyham wrote:Guess our mystery meat! Win Prize.

Sounds like Inn Btwn or/& OCJ. No! Have never been in OCJ

I was thinking about the one published by MAD Magazine, and finally I remembered his name--Al Jaffe!

During my first year of college I worked as an Usher at the theater where CATS ran for two years.

SG: "What do you feed the cats ?" (asked at intermission, by which point it had been well establlished that the cats were in fact lithe dancers in unitards and wigs)
Usher: left speechless !

Asked at the bottom of the grand staircase, which is being used by many other guests.
SG: Do these stairs go UP ?
Usher: No Ma'am, you will have to climb them yourself. It is not an escalator.



At the box office:
SG: I would like 2 tickets for Sundays show please.
Ticket seller: I'm sorry ma'am, but we are dark on Sundays. How about Saturday or Monday?
(note: a closed theater is referred to as being "dark")
SG: Thats OK. I love a colored cast !
Ticket Seller: left speechless !


Another SG at the box office: "I'd like two tickets with a view of the stage please"
Ticket Seller: left speechless !

Only place that has happened to me as at a target... I made the mistake of wearing a Red polo shirt and Khaki shorts

hrcollectibles wrote:Only place that has happened to me as at a target... I made the mistake of wearing a Red polo shirt and Khaki shorts

The same thing happened to me before a number of times while wearing the red polo shirt and black pants that was my uniform at AutoZone. People see the red shirt and assume you work there.

hrcollectibles wrote:Only place that has happened to me as at a target... I made the mistake of wearing a Red polo shirt and Khaki shorts

Made that mistake once. After that, I was cognizant of what I was wearing before entering the store.

I get it shopping all the time. I think little old ladies do it on purpose just because they can't reach something.

I have gone to Starbacks after work. The SG who come in can not read the name tag correctly. Our Starbucks has a generic name tag for their employees.

Then again I have been to Ralph's picking up a few food items and have been mistaken for one of the store's employees. :)

I went shopping at Best Buy wearing khakis and a medium blue knit shirt once.

Once.

Becareful going into a Sears. The one in Westminster Mall has the same dress code.