Stupid Guest Tricks

Does anyone else remember those Bud Light "Real men of Genius" ads? This is a parody of this. The Italics are the background singer.

STUPIDGUESTTRICKS.COM PRESENTS
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS!!
Tonight we salute you Mr. Stupid Theme Park Guest.
MISTER STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!!
No question is dumb enough for you!
I CAN'T FIND THE CASTLE!!!
No one can convince YOU Bugs Bunny isn't a Disney character
I KNOW I SAW HIM!
Most guests just see a railing. YOU see a bench!
I GOTTA SIT MY BUTT DOWN!
forget the safety of you, the cast member and the other guests, you need that shot of the
dark ride with your napalm flash of a camera
I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
So we tip our hats to YOU M. Stupid theme park guest.
YEAH!!
Because you never know just when the 3 o'clock parade is going to start
MR. STUPID THEME PARK GUEST!

So, what do you think? If I can get a hold of the music from the ads I can make this into a real parody. Does anyone know how I can do that?

That was really funny :D: I got a new line for you

GO AHEAD! COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAIT TIME!
I PAID MORE FOR MY VACATION!

How 'bout a chorus of,
"Can I go to the front of the line, I swear I'm just catching up to my party....." :D:

DisneyMom wrote:How 'bout a chorus of,
"Can I go to the front of the line, I swear I'm just catching up to my party....." :D:

...and here come my 17 friends to join me! And we all want the front row!

I got a good SG story for you. Today while pin trading I was walking over towards the pretzel cart in Frontier Land. There was this family of 4. 2 kids were seated in a double wide stroller. They were trying to go around this small path were 2 trash cans were sitting. Score: Trash cans 1 guest 0. They SG tried to plow the trash cans to the side, but ended up knocking 1 can over. Please avoid the small paths, you can't fit in the path with a double wide stroller!!!

Love the idea! I'd be happy to do recording on that one, too!

Ok that is hilarious!

Ha! This is too funny. I remember those commercials. Man, it's been so long since they were on tv. I miss them.