Stupid Guest Tricks

Ah California, Land of sun and Beaches. California Adventure, Land of Sun and A Waterfall.

On one hot day I was out bussing tables at the Train. I go inside for a second and when I come out there are three gorgeous girls in bikinis sunbathing on the benches right outside. Now I know this may not be the stupidest trick for guests but i still find it rather amusing that these girls paid to get into the park and waste precious time sunbathing when it's free at the local beach or backyard.

two words come to mind....

attention whores. :)

(can you tell I don't get along with a lot of girls? Hehe)

but see they got YOUR attention. otherwise you would not have remembered it from so long ago. so i guess they still dance around in your summer time fantasie...
anyways sometimes i envy boys or lesbians because people feel ever so free to provide us with anatomy classes all throughout summertime every year. what a view! and they just stare at you dumbfounded when you remind them, it's a family park.

tourbunny wrote: i envy boys or lesbians because people feel ever so free to provide us with anatomy classes all throughout summertime every year. what a view!

I could say something but it might be in bad taste. I'll keep my mouth shut.

no, im not a closet case. i find it rather disgusting the way women dress in the summertime. but the same thing could be sayed for men in wife beater undershirts and shorts that are not even trying to cover anything.
my appologies if i have offended anyone or if my comment came across wrong.

ah $%&#! now i have a reputation. i knew one day i would say something completely wrong. guess yesterday was the day. i'm sorry. i was trying to be funny.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Park once have a dress code?

I recall bikini tops were forbidden, as they could be untied very easily. Mind you, I have no problem with it, it's just another Park rule that has gone out the window.

They weren't there for too long. I went on break and they were long gone. I'm sure security had them move along.

Most likely moved them backstage, I'm sure.

Pschtyckque wrote:Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Park once have a dress code?

Yup. I remember back in the early 60s that I had to dress for the park. No jeans, t-shirts, or sneakers allowed. Now we just hope the guess will wear jeans, t-shirts, and sneakers!


Reminds me of the day I was working PAC, and two female CPers came up to me, very upset. It seems they had a "guest challenge" they couldn't handle, and wanted my help.

What was this "challenge"? Two young and attractive female visitors from France who had taken off their tops to catch some sun while they waited for the parade.

Why the two gals couldn't tell these guests to put their tops on I don't know. Why they thought some old guy would be better at it, I don't know.

Also don't know how I got through explaining to them that America is different without breaking eye contact or tripping over my tongue.... :roll: