Stupid Guest Tricks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir_jUU7s ... r_embedded

Hillarious. Though you got to feel somewhat sorry knowing that these CMs will more than likely be terminated for flagrant violation of company policy with regards to the use of issued costumes (particularly on a publically available video on YouTube).

Heavy on the stereotypes (heck, they could cause a cement beam to break with all of them), but still a good pointer on how Cast Members are supposed to act on stage.

hey, thats some mighty fine acting!!!


heheheheheheheh

they could make it an offical training thread for the new CM'S
HA!

RUM?

I know 2 of them (the 2 who introduced the vlog).

"This one's for curing AIDS, and this one's for curing Autism!"

First thing I thought was, "Wow.. that looks like a Vista Way apartment." It's amazing how distinctive the plain white walls and window blinds are. As for making the movie, no one has ever accused the CP team as a whole of being overly intelligent. :p: The good news is... They're probably not intending to become Full Cast Members and by the time Disney gets around to Terming them their programs will be over.

(Stating this as a Fall Advantage '03 CP. Yeah...)

Now that I'm approaching my final days at the DLR, this video has given me a great idea on how I should spend my last day here (not that I'd ever do it, but it's nice to imagine, lol).

*About 5 minutes before I would clock out from my last shift*

Guest: Excuse me. Could you tell me where I can see the fireworks this evening?

Me: *stares*

Me: You are too old! You have gotta go! *begin waving arms* SECURITY! SE-CU-I-TY!!!! This man is too old! Take him away!

SCM-y? You bet. Hillarious? Again, you bet ;) .

glendalais wrote:Now that I'm approaching my final days at the DLR, this video has given me a great idea on how I should spend my last day here (not that I'd ever do it, but it's nice to imagine, lol).

*About 5 minutes before I would clock out from my last shift*

Guest: Excuse me. Could you tell me where I can see the fireworks this evening?

Me: *stares*

Me: You are too old! You have gotta go! *begin waving arms* SECURITY! SE-CU-I-TY!!!! This man is too old! Take him away!

SCM-y? You bet. Hillarious? Again, you bet ;) .

That would be a good way to end your career with Disney completely. You'd probably be fired from DLR pretty quick and from your CP before you even start it.

Shorty82 wrote:That would be a good way to end your career with Disney completely. You'd probably be fired from DLR pretty quick and from your CP before you even start it.

This is true. I would never do it, though. I might be flamboyant, but even I can't pull off Bon Qui Qui :p: .

Just in case anyone has any question in their mind about it. Actually doing any of the "bad" behaviours demonstrated in this video would result in immediate termination.

That cracked me up - but wasn't the brightest move since one was extending her CareerStart program and going into entertainment and another going full time. Though I do appreciate the 'disclaimer' at the end :)

But I truly loved when the bad DHS CM said, "Bye Walt Disney, it was wonderful talking to you. Thank you for calling" LMAO!!

glendalais wrote:Now that I'm approaching my final days at the DLR, this video has given me a great idea on how I should spend my last day here (not that I'd ever do it, but it's nice to imagine, lol).

*About 5 minutes before I would clock out from my last shift*

Guest: Excuse me. Could you tell me where I can see the fireworks this evening?

Me: *stares*

Me: You are too old! You have gotta go! *begin waving arms* SECURITY! SE-CU-I-TY!!!! This man is too old! Take him away!

SCM-y? You bet. Hillarious? Again, you bet ;) .

I want to see your last day at DLR and please remember that anything you say will be held against you in a WDW manager's office, lol. I can imagine you doing something silly then in WDW have management hand you the photos.

You probably are the type that would streak.

:D:
Streak the hair on the dolls in small world bright green and pink then give Jack Sparrow a mohawk.