Stupid Guest Tricks

I work at Small World and EVERYDAY poeple demand the front row and sometimes I get one person after another wanting the front row! Some people ask or justDEMAND it like they own it! I'M THE GROUPER ON THIS ATTRACTION AND YOU WILL TAKE THE rOW I ASSIGN YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! :twisted: There are a FEW exceptions:

Special needs for leg room
Child's first time/birthday
Visual disabililities with guide dogs
Requests IN ADVANCE

I REALLY hate it when you assign a party a row and they b!*64h and complian, "BUT I WANT THE FRONT ROW!" My reply in my head, 'DAMN IT! YOU CAN SEE THE F-ING ATTARCTION ANYWHERE!!!" And I DEFINITELY HATE IT WHEN THEY JUST TAKE A ROW WITHOUT ME GROUPING THEM!! I do put them in their place and tell them to WAIT UNTIL I HAVE GIVEN INSRTUCTIONS!

If you think this a bad, wait until I tell you guys the dirt on Samll World Holiday with Fast Pass! Long lines and EVERYONE wants the front row! I will start charging $10 per party! :twisted:

Wow bro. Someone needs to take a break from work. Its annoying as hell, I know. People don't know how to get into boats. But you gotta lighten up.

I think the reason people request the front row is so they get the illusion that they are getting off the ride faster.


(Sorry. Little bitter after the Small World 5k marathon. 13 laps, 2 1/2 hours. Still have nightmares.)