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Re: stupid guest stories on matterhorn

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 12:47 pm
by Lasolimu
Greetings TikiLust and tommy_b, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience

Re: stupid guest stories on matterhorn

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:59 pm
by Big Wallaby
tommy_b wrote:How do you type with those stubby little paws?
4,285 posts as of the moment I hit send here, and Backspace is usually the first key to go on my keyboard.

Re: stupid guest stories on matterhorn

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 4:56 pm
by BRWombat
tommy_b wrote:How do you type with those stubby little paws?
Try to imagine how it felt to be in a safari vehicle with him driving with those same paws...

Re: stupid guest stories on matterhorn

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 6:20 pm
by tommy_b
Lasolimu wrote:Greetings TikiLust and tommy_b, I am the resident dragon and would like to offer you a very warm* welcome to that slice of the internet we call SGT. This website contains threads with quick twists and turns and I would like to advise you to not try too hard to keep up with them. Please keep your hands, arms, and legs safely inside the website at all times and enjoy your stay.

*this instance of warm is actually hot**... very hot

**this instance of hot means that you are now literally on fire, I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for any inconvenience
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