Stupid Guests Are Like
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:32 pm
So, I'm back lurking around for a bit and figured I'd try something new since HYS is retired. . . for now :twisted:
Stupid Guests. It's Like:
Jumping over a rail to sit on rocks and watch IllumiNATIONS
Jumping over a rail to take a photo with a potato
Getting a fastpass when the wait sign is posting zero.
Getting a fastpass, period
The Hat still being up in front of The Great Movie Ride
Sounds Dangerous
Buying a nine dollar sheet of plastic or whatever the hell the ponchos are made of. . . when it's a light mist.
Using a poncho for Splash Mountain
Taking a flash photo of pyro
Sticking your arms out another two inches to get a photo of a pyro shot
Only showing Fantasmic! two nights a week (over 60,000 complaints in four weeks. . . I'm just saying)
Stitch's Great Escape
Not realizing the joke abbreviation of the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor
Not realizing that it's not even a joke, but reality
What about the fact that Celebrate A Dream Come True Parade is the exact same thing we saw in 2001. . .
It's all I have for now.
Stupid Guests. It's Like:
Jumping over a rail to sit on rocks and watch IllumiNATIONS
Jumping over a rail to take a photo with a potato
Getting a fastpass when the wait sign is posting zero.
Getting a fastpass, period
The Hat still being up in front of The Great Movie Ride
Sounds Dangerous
Buying a nine dollar sheet of plastic or whatever the hell the ponchos are made of. . . when it's a light mist.
Using a poncho for Splash Mountain
Taking a flash photo of pyro
Sticking your arms out another two inches to get a photo of a pyro shot
Only showing Fantasmic! two nights a week (over 60,000 complaints in four weeks. . . I'm just saying)
Stitch's Great Escape
Not realizing the joke abbreviation of the Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor
Not realizing that it's not even a joke, but reality
What about the fact that Celebrate A Dream Come True Parade is the exact same thing we saw in 2001. . .
It's all I have for now.