Stupid Guest Tricks

Time for a lovely conversation between my, the Disney Dweeb, and an aquaintence of mine, the SG-

SG: I hate Mickey Mouse! One time, when I went to Disneyland, I askjed for his autograph, he asked me what my name was, and I said "I'm really dumb and stupid!" AND HE ACTUAL WROTE IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Me: Um, the charcters can't talk, they have to save their voices for cartoons, and even if the were, they aren't allowed to write nicknames. (I know that's just hat writing, but let's be dramatic, shall we?)

SG: Um, It was Disney LAND

Me: Yes, I got that. The Walt Disney Company owns both, so the rules are the same.

SG: Not Disney World, Disney LAND!

Me: I know. There the same company so-

SG: NO! NOT DISNEY WORLD IN FLORIDA! DISNEYLAND IN WASINGTON!

Me: Excuse me? Ther never was and never most likely never will me a Disney park in Washington due to the incelment weather.

SG: Not Washington DC, Washington STATE!

Me: There's never been a Disney park there either.

SG: Yes there is! My mom went there!

Me: She might have gone to an amusement park, but it certainly was not owned by Disney. Their only parks are Walt Disne World in Lake Buena Vista Florida and-

SG: I was there too!

Me: Are you absolutely sure that it was Disney? (dropping my wannabe CM super-positive in the face of insanity mood) I read about the company daily, and I would probably know if they opened a new park. Like I said, Walt Disney World is in Florida, and Disneyland is in Anaheim, California.

SG: That's what I meant!

Me: Then why did you insist it was Washington?

SG: I was MISTAKEN!

Me: ok, ok, whaever. But that brings us back to what I said earlier. Disney does not let the characters speak.

SG: It wasn't Disney!

Me: Oh, so then why was Mickey Mouse there?

SG: It was a place that MAKES FUN of Disney!

Me: suuuuuuure...moving on...

SG: I hate how no one trusts me!

The End

Noctourne Wonderland wrote:...

Me: suuuuuuure...moving on...

SG: I hate how no one trusts me!

The End

This would be a good situation to smile and back away slowly. And then break into a hard run at the first opportunity.

BRWombat wrote:

This would be a good situation to smile and back away slowly. And then break into a hard run at the first opportunity.

I'd call in the nice people with the white coats and that super cool jacket...

ktulu wrote:I'd call in the nice people with the white coats and that super cool jacket...

... And don't forget the dart gun.

ktulu wrote:I'd call in the nice people with the white coats and that super cool jacket...

Ooh, that one that let's her hug herself? Would they take her to that nice, squishy room?

They're coming to take SG's away, hahaa! heehee! hoho!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!
And they'll be so happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats!
They're coming to take Sg's away!

(Yes, I knew that all from memory. Sad, eh?)

This is the kind of story that makes me hate people and sigh heavy.

And from reading these boards I thought that I had heard every kind of SG, but apparently not...

Noctourne Wonderland wrote:Ooh, that one that let's her hug herself? Would they take her to that nice, squishy room?

They're coming to take SG's away, hahaa! heehee! hoho!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time!
And they'll be so happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats!
They're coming to take Sg's away!

(Yes, I knew that all from memory. Sad, eh?)

Me too, but do you know the flip side??

hehehehehe

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Me too, but do you know the flip side??

hehehehehe

!Aah-ah ,yawa em ekat ot gnimoc er'yeht is an excellent song indeed!

Although the very special SGT edition would go somethink like-

!yawa s'GS ekat ot gnimoc er'yeht
!staoc etihw naelc rieht ni nem gnuoy ecin esoht ees ot yppah os eb ll'yeht dnA
!emit eht lufituaeb si efil erehw ,mraf ynnuf eht oT
!oh-oh !eeh-eeh !aah-ah , yawa s'GS ekat ot gnimoc er'yeht

I win at life! :D:

Caught in a lie and oh what a tangled web they did make, lol. I wonder where that Disney Land is that would risk making fun of Disney, lol. The old copy of Disneyland in China is closing last I heard.

Noctourne Wonderland wrote:!Aah-ah ,yawa em ekat ot gnimoc er'yeht is an excellent song indeed!

Although the very special SGT edition would go somethink like-

!yawa s'GS ekat ot gnimoc er'yeht
!staoc etihw naelc rieht ni nem gnuoy ecin esoht ees ot yppah os eb ll'yeht dnA
!emit eht lufituaeb si efil erehw ,mraf ynnuf eht oT
!oh-oh !eeh-eeh !aah-ah , yawa s'GS ekat ot gnimoc er'yeht

I win at life! :D:

Excellent!!!!!!

I remember hearing that over and over and over when I was growing up!

Then several radio stations (AM!!!!) stopped playing it, as some mental health workers at a state hospital started complaining.

(my first experience with PC-ness)