Stupid Guest Tricks

I'm working Showcase the other day and a guest asks me:

Guest: Where can I get my name on my Mickey ears?

Me: At the Mad Hatter which is outside and to the left next to Great Moments with Mister Lincoln.

Guest: Oh yeah, you're right!

I'm thinking, well of course I'm right you dumbass.

Same day, same place. Another guest asks me if they can bring their stroller into the store. I tell them "Yes you can". So what do they do? They leave the stroller outside.

Ahhhh, its stories like this that make me want beat the crap out of stupid people.

I love it when people ask you if you can do something and then don't do it....So hilariously stupid.

I like the folks who ask directions to the nearest restroom, then take off in the opposite direction.

What, did they really really not have to go?

Zazu wrote:I like the folks who ask directions to the nearest restroom, then take off in the opposite direction.

What, did they really really not have to go?

That reminds me...I forgot to add another one for the same day. A guest asks me where he can get kids clothes and I tell him Showcase and even point him in the correct direction to go. He heads towards Mad Hatter.

Typical for a weekend I suppose.

Wizard69 wrote:
Same day, same place. Another guest asks me if they can bring their stroller into the store. I tell them "Yes you can". So what do they do? They leave the stroller outside.

Good Lord! Why even ask if you intend on leaving the damn thing outside anyway?

Grumpy wrote:

Wizard69 wrote:
Same day, same place. Another guest asks me if they can bring their stroller into the store. I tell them "Yes you can". So what do they do? They leave the stroller outside.

Good Lord! Why even ask if you intend on leaving the damn thing outside anyway?

Exactly, they are just wasting everyones time. :roll:

Wizard69 wrote:Me: At the Mad Hatter which is outside and to the left next to Great Moments with Mister Lincoln.

Forgive me but I thought the Mad Hatter was in Fantasyland next to Alice and the Teacups. :?:

VonSeegs wrote:

Wizard69 wrote:Me: At the Mad Hatter which is outside and to the left next to Great Moments with Mister Lincoln.

Forgive me but I thought the Mad Hatter was in Fantasyland next to Alice and the Teacups. :?:

There's one on Main Street next to the exit of Lincoln as well.

My fav is at the portrait stand in New Orleans Square, getting asked where the bathroom is (the one two feet away that, if tall enough, would be hit on the head with the sign) and then ask where the men's is because they only see the sign for the women's.

PZB wrote:There's one on Main Street next to the exit of Lincoln as well.

Neat. I knew there was a hat shop there but I didn't know it was called the Mad Hatter as well. Huh, learn something new everyday.

*cut to me, sitting in the downtown disney valet booth*

rude guy: Is there anywhere down here that sells cameras?

me: Well, I don't think there is in Downtown Disney itself, but the Hotel is right there. I bet you can get something there.

rude guy: WHAT? You're telling me you guys don't seel cameras down here?!

me: No, we don't. This right here is just for valet parking, and Disney doesn't have much to do with most of the stores down here, but I'm pretty sure the hotel has something.

rude guy: How about THAT store right there?! *points to the ESPN zone store*

me: No, probably not. That's part of that restaurant right there.

rude guy: *huffy and sarcastic* Thanks for your help!! *storms off to the ESPN store anyways*

me: uuummmm... ok