Stupid Guest Tricks

Disney World patrons jealous over people entering the "Splash Mountain" ride more quickly via the Fast Pass line rioted yesterday, jumping over rope barricades and throwing a Disney cast member who tried to stop them over the ride's 52-foot drop, where he was almost impaled on a plastic rabbit.

Please note that this material is satire and is not to be taken seriously. Though it's a sad state of affairs when I can visualize this actually happening .

glendalais wrote:CAP News: Patrons Jealous Over 'Fast Pass' Riot At Disney World



Shameful, just absolutely shameful...


Please note that this material is satire and is not to be taken seriously. Though it's a sad state of affairs when I can visualize this actually happening .

The riot was finally quelled by a group of Disney cast members wearing jack boots and carrying truncheons, who appeared suddenly, beat the offenders into submission and dragged them into the park's legendary system of underground tunnels.

"I mean, anybody can use the Fast Pass," he said. "You just have to plan well and be organized, like when you come to the park with a step-by-step itinerary, making sure to bring non-perishable snacks and frozen water bottles that thaw gradually during the day for a thirst-quenching treat."

This prompted the man standing next to Federman to run him over with a rented plastic stroller.

Buggy wrote:Do you guys have special themed jackboots and truncheons? Are there different ones for different parts of the park. Inquiring minds want to know.