Stupid Guest Tricks

We had fun tonight creating something else to help us get in trouble...

Sung to "Cruella Devil"... replace *** with whatever evil manager's name.

***'s evil, ***'s evil
If she doesn't scare you no manager will
When she walks by you'll feel a sudden chill
Oh ***'s, ***'s evil....

The curl of her lips, the ice in her stare
All innocent workers had better beware
She's like a spider waiting for the kill
***'s, ***'s evil...

At first you think that *** is the devil
But time will slowly wear away the shock
Soon you won't be surprised to see her eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock

This vampire bat, this in human beast
She ought to be locked up and never released
This job was so much fun until
We met ***, cuz ***'s evil

I can think of a few managers that would apply to...

on a lighter note...years ago, we tried to do a department newsletter for our little corner of the merchandise world...for Christmas one of the leads came up with this little ditty, but management wouldn't allow us to print it up because it was "anti-company..." oh please...anyone who's ever worked in merchandise for extended periods of time would understand they lyric... (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Jingle keys, jingle keys
leads are on the way
Spit out that gum,
Hang up the phone and
Put that book away, hey!
Jingle keys, jingle keys
leads are on the way
They appear
When friends are near
And ask them not to stay.

(good on ya, Vicki!!!) :pbjtime:

lol birdmom! That's a great song.

BirdMom wrote:on a lighter note...years ago, we tried to do a department newsletter for our little corner of the merchandise world...for Christmas one of the leads came up with this little ditty, but management wouldn't allow us to print it up because it was "anti-company..." oh please...anyone who's ever worked in merchandise for extended periods of time would understand they lyric... (to the tune of Jingle Bells)

hah that's great, even though I am a lead ;) Well job wise yes, title wise no as we don't technically have leads over here anymore.