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Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 7:55 pm
by drcorey
If jimmy cracked corn, and no one cared,
then WHY did they write a song about it??

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:38 pm
by hobie16
I don't care.

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:50 pm
by Lasolimu
It was Jimmy that wrote the song, so it doesn't matter if no one cared, Jimmy was still around to write the thing.

And still no one cared.

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:10 pm
by Ms. Matterhorn
And I shudder to think what happened when Master returned...

Upon further research, it appears the Master is dead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Tail_Fly

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 11:15 pm
by GRUMPY PIRATE
Besides Jimmy was on crack...

or corn....


Umm, I don't care!!!

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:07 am
by Big Wallaby
I think it was actually hominy.

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 6:56 am
by PapaMouse
I think the REAL question here is if Jimmy's a Crack Whore, and no one cares, then how does he make any money?

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:06 pm
by Lasolimu
It wasn't Jimmy that cracked corn, it was his brother Johnny. People didn't care so much they credited a different person and didn't care. I still don't know how I know this if I never cared in the first place.

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 4:52 pm
by drcorey
Lasolimu wrote:It wasn't Jimmy that cracked corn, it was his brother Johnny. People didn't care so much they credited a different person and didn't care. I still don't know how I know this if I never cared in the first place.
no, johnny sold porn.

Re: Today's Butt Scratcher

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:07 pm
by Lasolimu
drcorey wrote:no, johnny sold porn.
I thought that was their sister Jenny.