Don't worry, someday she'll get her 15 minutes of fame on Maury Povich or Jerry Springer! :twisted:Ms. Matterhorn wrote:I was in the mall today and my husband and I were just stepping out of the elevator when four pre-teen girls rushed in before we could even get out. I said, "Wait till people get off the elevator before you get on, next time, ladies," and one of them made some obnoxious whiney neener-neener-neener sound. So I loudly inquired, "Didn't your mother ever teach you to respect your elders?" as the door was shutting on her bitchy little face. :twisted:
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids
Ahhh but how easy would that power drain be to trace? The ELE would never accept you unless maybe you applied as a Henchman! :tossout: Muahahahah!GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Well, if he was truely evil....YES,
why waste time building a geothermal plant, when you can steal energy!!
it would save more time for world dominiation!
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OH that's right you already are a henchman... here.
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flat visions of misty places,
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If he is a henchman here then what am I? I think I would go with the cheap free power and blame it on George Bush.CujoSR wrote:Ahhh but how easy would that power drain be to trace? The ELE would never accept you unless maybe you applied as a Henchman! :tossout: Muahahahah!
OH that's right you already are a henchman... here.
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Oooooh! Tom Lehrer. :D: Probably one of my favoritist people in the whole wide world. I have all the recordings available! He is one of my my heroes!Zazu wrote:Me neither! Then again, my mind is already there.
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"Or the Wizard of Oz (there's a dirty old man!)"
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So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter, down there in your shelter,
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Remember Mommy, I'm off to kill a commie, so send me a salamie...."
HAHAHAHAHA....what a way with words.
And who could forget The Masochism Tango? We'll all go together when we go? Poisoning Pigeons in the Park?
Oh, I just have to go listen to my Tom Lehrer albums today. They make me roll with laughter! :hysteria:
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids
I hope I don't run into this when I'm at DLR next Summer. I suspect that for the rest of the day I'd be embarrassing my wife by loudly asking, "When do we get to ride the tramp again? I wanna ride the tramp!" :p:LittleDollClaudia wrote:"Okay, welcome aboard the Mickey and Friends tramp. This tramp will take you to Disneyland, Disney's California Adventure and Downtown Disney. Again, this is the Mickey and Friends tramp, be sure to choose the correct tramp this evening when you leave. Tonight the tramp will be running until an hour after closing. So make sure you don't miss the last tramp going back to the parking. By the way, please keep your arms, head, feet and legs inside the tramp at all times. Thank you."
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Political SciencePrincess Susi wrote:Oooooh! Tom Lehrer. :D: Probably one of my favoritist people in the whole wide world. I have all the recordings available! He is one of my my heroes!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Lehrer
"So long Mom, I'm off to drop the bomb,
So don't wait up for me.
But while you swelter, down there in your shelter,
you can see me, on your TV.......
Remember Mommy, I'm off to kill a commie, so send me a salamie...."
HAHAHAHAHA....what a way with words.
And who could forget The Masochism Tango? We'll all go together when we go? Poisoning Pigeons in the Park?
Oh, I just have to go listen to my Tom Lehrer albums today. They make me roll with laughter! :hysteria:
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No one likes us-I don't know why
We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try
But all around, even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one and see what happens
We give them money-but are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful and they're hateful
They don't respect us-so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them
Asia's crowded and Europe's too old
Africa is far too hot
And Canada's too cold
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one
There'll be no one left to blame us
We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too
Boom goes London and boom Paree
More room for you and more room for me
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town
Oh, how peaceful it will be
We'll set everybody free
You'll wear a Japanese kimono
And there'll be Italian shoes for me
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now
Let's drop the big one now
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids
This reminds me of a certain day in 8th grade science. The subject was organisms. My teacher picked a student to read aloud from the text book. Suddenly, we were learning all about orgasms.LittleDollClaudia wrote:So I was at Disneyland on Tuesday and the CM seemed to have a slight problem with "pronunskiation."
We ( my friend and I ) were riding the tram coming from the structure, but the CM was not doing so well with her spiel.
"Okay, welcome aboard the Mickey and Friends tramp. This tramp will take you to Disneyland, Disney's California Adventure and Downtown Disney. Again, this is the Mickey and Friends tramp, be sure to choose the correct tramp this evening when you leave. Tonight the tramp will be running until an hour after closing. So make sure you don't miss the last tramp going back to the parking. By the way, please keep your arms, head, feet and legs inside the tramp at all times. Thank you."
We both about died. When first she said it, we thought we heard wrong. But no, every time she said it, it was tramp not tram.
Kudos to whoever that was as it gave us enough giggles to last us all day.
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Hmm. and WHAT DID you learn???accioetoile wrote:This reminds me of a certain day in 8th grade science. The subject was organisms. My teacher picked a student to read aloud from the text book. Suddenly, we were learning all about orgasms.
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Gee, I remember that day in High School, where they had us all asking the nurse all those questions :p:accioetoile wrote:This reminds me of a certain day in 8th grade science. The subject was organisms. My teacher picked a student to read aloud from the text book. Suddenly, we were learning all about orgasms.
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All of the orgasm education at my junior high took place in the park next door.
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