Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by Zazu » Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:05 pm

Syndrome wrote:Y'all have baaaad minds. I would never, ever, ever let mine go in such a direction. ;)
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by CBeilby » Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:58 pm

Syndrome wrote:They're with Lady of course at Tony's Town Square restaurant here in WDW.

Y'all have baaaad minds. I would never, ever, ever let mine go in such a direction. ;)
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by mechurchlady » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:08 pm

Syndrome wrote:I'll take a hefty shot of that rum, and I'm guessing no one here would believe it if I tried to claim Mr. Syndrome stole my password and posts nasty stuff to make me look bad...or maybe it was aliens...or someone else with the same user name and avatar...anyone buying any of this? At least renting it?
Actually that little kid you kicked was really a midget with MENSA membership and he stalked you. He snuck onto your computer and now is controlling your computer. Blame it on the little kid you kicked, he is in your house right now and he waiting to post porn on the web in your name. muahahaha
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by Syndrome » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:51 pm

mechurchlady wrote:Actually that little kid you kicked was really a midget with MENSA membership and he stalked you. He snuck onto your computer and now is controlling your computer. Blame it on the little kid you kicked, he is in your house right now and he waiting to post porn on the web in your name. muahahaha
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He'd better beware 'cause I'm a Mensa member too and will match him blow for blow. :twisted: Which makes me think, with all the Mensa members in the world, why don't we have REAL evil geniuses and super villians? I mean the kind with volcano lairs who plot to take over the world, not run of the mill dictators, terrorists and the like. That would make the world a much more interesting place.



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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by DisneyMom » Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:55 pm

Syndrome wrote:He'd better beware 'cause I'm a Mensa member too and will match him blow for blow. :twisted: Which makes me think, with all the Mensa members in the world, why don't we have REAL evil geniuses and super villians? I mean the kind with volcano lairs who plot to take over the world, not run of the mill dictators, terrorists and the like. That would make the world a much more interesting place.
Because all of the evil geniuses are busy posting on Disney Message Boards ;)


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:22 pm

Syndrome wrote:He'd better beware 'cause I'm a Mensa member too and will match him blow for blow. :twisted: Which makes me think, with all the Mensa members in the world, why don't we have REAL evil geniuses and super villians? I mean the kind with volcano lairs who plot to take over the world, not run of the mill dictators, terrorists and the like. That would make the world a much more interesting place.
..And what kind of "genius" would build a lair in a volcano? They don't know about Lava?

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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by CujoSR » Sun Dec 14, 2008 3:44 pm

It's just more Geothermal energy to power the death ray. You think an evil genius would be stupid enough to tap into a local power grid?


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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by mechurchlady » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:08 pm

CujoSR wrote:It's just more Geothermal energy to power the death ray. You think an evil genius would be stupid enough to tap into a local power grid?


...Damn there goes the secret plan.
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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:18 pm

CujoSR wrote:It's just more Geothermal energy to power the death ray. You think an evil genius would be stupid enough to tap into a local power grid?


...Damn there goes the secret plan.
Well, if he was truely evil....YES,

why waste time building a geothermal plant, when you can steal energy!!

it would save more time for world dominiation!

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Re: Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

Post by Ms. Matterhorn » Sun Dec 14, 2008 10:49 pm

I was in the mall today and my husband and I were just stepping out of the elevator when four pre-teen girls rushed in before we could even get out. I said, "Wait till people get off the elevator before you get on, next time, ladies," and one of them made some obnoxious whiney neener-neener-neener sound. So I loudly inquired, "Didn't your mother ever teach you to respect your elders?" as the door was shutting on her bitchy little face. :twisted:


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