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Sweet!
I have a fake Palm tree downstairs that I put Christmas lights on every year. Someday I will have a REAL Palm tree in my yard that I can decorate. I want sand, not snow. We got 4 inches of snow two days ago and it is all gone, but we are getting another big storm in Monday afternoon and more snow for Monday night and Tuesday.

I want a beach with white sand, not a yard ful of white snow and 11 degrees like it was two days ago. It was 64 degrees the day before and then it dropped to 30 the next day and then down to 11 overnight. I cannot take these pressure changes anymore!

Give me a Palm tree or a Banananana tee with Christmas decorations and Mele Kalikimaka.....please.....

Hey Zazu we need a smiley of a palm tree with Christmas lights. Can it be done?

Princess*sick of snow* Susi

I have to admit I have a very small fake black shiny tinselly type tree and I am doing a Twilight Vampire themed tree this year..muwahahahahahahaha Since we won't be here for Christmas, I thought just a small tree decoration would be fine. Lots of blood red and black ornaments with lights to glow on the vampire inspired decorations I make myself. Too cool. Spooky.......I can even add some Nightmare Before Christmas things too. I can use it at Halloween as well. An all purpose holiday tree....

Princess Susi wrote:I have to admit I have a very small fake black shiny tinselly type tree and I am doing a Twilight Vampire themed tree this year..muwahahahahahahaha Since we won't be here for Christmas, I thought just a small tree decoration would be fine. Lots of blood red and black ornaments with lights to glow on the vampire inspired decorations I make myself. Too cool. Spooky.......I can even add some Nightmare Before Christmas things too. I can use it at Halloween as well. An all purpose holiday tree....

Will it have a gift wrapped cougar underneath? :D:

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WILL THAT DO??

HEHEHEHE

hobie16 wrote:Will it have a gift wrapped cougar underneath? :D:

You Wish! Maybe Susi should come visit you in Hawaii After Christmas, and bring me too! Ladies can bask on the beach, and we'll bring our Hubbies to drink some Banana Beer with you and go through all your Pirate Wench pictures :D:

DisneyMom wrote:You Wish! Maybe Susi should come visit you in Hawaii After Christmas, and bring me too! Ladies can bask on the beach, and we'll bring our Hubbies to drink some Banana Beer with you and go through all your Pirate Wench pictures :D:

I'm too old for a cougar to be interested in me.

I'll take the hubbies out on the boat and we'll find some real ones. :D:

hobie16 wrote:I'm too old for a cougar to be interested in me.

I'll take the hubbies out on the boat and we'll find some real ones. :D:

HEY! (Hubby will laugh his butt off when he reads this! And pack for Hawaii....)

hobie16 wrote:Will it have a gift wrapped cougar underneath? :D:

I hope there will be a 17 yr old hot Vampire boy gift wrapped under the tree. hahahahahahahaha...I can take it from there! :twisted:

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:

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WILL THAT DO??

HEHEHEHE

Those are beeeeeeeaaaauuutiful! I love them! I am going to decorate my Palm tree just like that!
Thanks GP! You are one cool Pirate!

Disneymom, I am right with ya, Off to Hawaii to soak up the rays and let the boys go cougar hunting. hehehehe....All they have to do is look on the beach, there are plenty there! Meooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!

Susi-Q

Princess Susi wrote:Banananana

Susi, warning if you slip on the peel of a Banananana You'll be falling for a looooooong time :D: :p:

Princess Susi wrote:Hey Zazu we need a smiley of a palm tree with Christmas lights. Can it be done?

Can it be done?!? Can SGs misunderstand the simplest instruction?

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