Stupid Guest Tricks

Have all the guests become perfect? It seems like it has been forever since we SGT wanna be's have heard any good examples of, well, SGTing.

You folks must have some recent experiences that you would like to share.

We're headed to WDW next Friday the 7th and returning the 15th. I'm (not) hoping to encounter and experience a few SGT moments and will be sure to relate them if they are worth sharing.

Goofyernmost wrote:Have all the guests become perfect? It seems like it has been forever since we SGT wanna be's have heard any good examples of, well, SGTing.

You folks must have some recent experiences that you would like to share.

We've been @ WDW all week, I've got a list as long as King Kong's arm. Here's one for a start. We're all at M-3D today and there's this Nordic-looking woman in front of me in the crowd. The problem is that she has this uber backpack on that sticks out into the next state. Now, we'd get along fine if she would just stand freakin' still. But no, she wants to spin like a whirling dervish. After ducking for about 5 mins. I said the heck with this and just stood stock still. "Bam" she hits me but I was braced so she took the brunt of it in the shoulder straps. She glares at me. I smile back. She turns the other way. Same result. Now she turns toward the doors and steps back into me. I brace and she staggers forward. Now I get another glare and an "EXCUSE ME!" I answer "Then don't use your backpack as a weapon." She started to say something but the doors were opening and she was more interested bulldozing her way in than discussing it. So she just went away and ended up sitting in the back under the Swedish chef. Ah, well after a week of SG's, I was getting a little tired of stupidity. :D:

If SG know that they are abusive that way, you should unzip that back pack and see how well she collects her items. To have someone purposely back into you sounds like the SG needs an adjustment of some sort. Maybe a swift kick in the butt?

Hmmmm, sounds like you should carry some of those "Hello, my name is"
stickers.

Write: "please kick me" on one

and stick it to the backpack!!!

hehehehehehe

TdcOgre wrote:We've been @ WDW all week, I've got a list as long as King Kong's arm. Here's one for a start. We're all at M-3D today and there's this Nordic-looking woman in front of me in the crowd. The problem is that she has this uber backpack on that sticks out into the next state. Now, we'd get along fine if she would just stand freakin' still. But no, she wants to spin like a whirling dervish. After ducking for about 5 mins. I said the heck with this and just stood stock still. "Bam" she hits me but I was braced so she took the brunt of it in the shoulder straps. She glares at me. I smile back. She turns the other way. Same result. Now she turns toward the doors and steps back into me. I brace and she staggers forward. Now I get another glare and an "EXCUSE ME!" I answer "Then don't use your backpack as a weapon." She started to say something but the doors were opening and she was more interested bulldozing her way in than discussing it. So she just went away and ended up sitting in the back under the Swedish chef. Ah, well after a week of SG's, I was getting a little tired of stupidity. :D:

Oh My.... She hits You then gets mad?
I ALWAYS apologize when I take something or someone out with my overloaded purse/ body....it's just that my body goes in places it didn't used to!

DisneyMom wrote:Oh My.... She hits You then gets mad?
I ALWAYS apologize when I take something or someone out with my overloaded purse/ body....it's just that my body goes in places it didn't used to!

Our backpack was not exactly streamlined, and I hit a couple people but always apologized. The worst line was Peter Pan, but everyone was cool so it wasn't a big deal.

I'm actually surprised we didn't pull a SGT or two at Goofy's Kitchen :D:

ktulu wrote:Our backpack was not exactly streamlined, and I hit a couple people but always apologized. The worst line was Peter Pan, but everyone was cool so it wasn't a big deal.

I'm actually surprised we didn't pull a SGT or two at Goofy's Kitchen :D:

welllllllllllllll......other than my dumping that whole plate of desserts into my purse, you mean? ;)
(j/k:twisted :)

TdcOgre wrote:We've been @ WDW all week, I've got a list as long as King Kong's arm. Here's one for a start. We're all at M-3D today and there's this Nordic-looking woman in front of me in the crowd. The problem is that she has this uber backpack on that sticks out into the next state. Now, we'd get along fine if she would just stand freakin' still. But no, she wants to spin like a whirling dervish. After ducking for about 5 mins. I said the heck with this and just stood stock still. "Bam" she hits me but I was braced so she took the brunt of it in the shoulder straps. She glares at me. I smile back. She turns the other way. Same result. Now she turns toward the doors and steps back into me. I brace and she staggers forward. Now I get another glare and an "EXCUSE ME!" I answer "Then don't use your backpack as a weapon." She started to say something but the doors were opening and she was more interested bulldozing her way in than discussing it. So she just went away and ended up sitting in the back under the Swedish chef. Ah, well after a week of SG's, I was getting a little tired of stupidity. :D:

Wow, that takes the cake. She hits you, then gets mad.

joanna71985 wrote:Wow, that takes the cake. She hits you, then gets mad.

Well, that DOES make her the quintessential SG!!