"No, it's his..."

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From: Andy <AndySundquist2001@m...>
Date: Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:10pm
Subject: "No, it's his..."


One fine summer day this past summer, a friend of mine and I were
standing at the exit position of Honey I Shrunk the Audience, when we
noticed a Disney wheelchair sitting in the Starcade unattended. We
noticed a few people in the general vicinity of the wheelchair, so we
began trying to figure out whose it was. We asked an old lady,
thinking she was just getting change for her grandkids, but no, it
wasn't her. Then, we saw two guys dancing on the Dance Dance
Revolution game, that had just came out of HISTA, in a wheelchair.
So my friend walks up to them, and goes, "Excuse me, is this your
wheelchair?" Now at first they both gave us blank stares, knowing we
just saw them exiting, talking about how he can't walk and needs to
go on Space Mountain, but finally, one of them decided to break the
silence and go "No, it's his!" The other guy gave him the most dirty
look, and all of a sudden the idiot who admitted it was theirs
goes "Doh!" So my friend confinscated the wheelchair and put it in
the HISTA office. Now of all dumb things to do, go play DDR in front
of your wheelchair, some people I tell ya!