Stupid Guest Tricks

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 4:59 pm**

It use to be that only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:06 pm**

And if you're a cat owner, there's hairballs and floor cookies, too. :D:

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:51 pm**

drcorey wrote:It use to be that only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.

There is no free shipping to Hawaii.

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:54 pm**

felinefan wrote:And if you're a cat owner, there's hairballs and floor cookies, too. :D:

and the occational half dead animal present.
i.e. half bird, half mouse, half other things.
hmm, I guess thou, half is better than none.... meOW!

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 5:58 pm**

hobie16 wrote:There is no free shipping to Hawaii.

How about Alaska?

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:03 pm**

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:How about Alaska?

Same thing, just colder.

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 6:05 pm**

hobie16 wrote:Same thing, just colder.

Oh, I thought that they had some sort of bridge!!

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:47 am**

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Oh, I thought that they had some sort of bridge!!

They do, but it goes nowhere!

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 11:31 am**

Keep pushing the story about the bridge. That way no one will ask about the tunnel.

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:12 pm**

hobie16 wrote:Keep pushing the story about the bridge. That way no one will ask about the tunnel.

Tunnel? Heck I thought everyone knew about the tunnel to Hawaii!

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