Stupid Guest Tricks

Why do they call those things at the end of our hands fingers?
I don't know what finging is, and damn if I can get them to fing anyways.

and this was today's, pre-coffee thought...

Well at least they're not tentacles... I am now barely awake and this is my no coffee thought for the day. Hehe

drcorey wrote:Why do they call those things at the end of our hands fingers?
I don't know what finging is, and damn if I can get them to fing anyways.

and this was today's, pre-coffee thought...

Why do we have armies?

To hold up our sleevies.

hobie16 wrote:Why do we have armies?

To hold up our sleevies.

Hmmm, does that mean jamies are for peanut butter?

drcorey wrote:Why do they call those things at the end of our hands fingers?
I don't know what finging is, and damn if I can get them to fing anyways.

and this was today's, pre-coffee thought...

Oh gee, I don't know, how about finger tips? ;)

Disneyguy85 wrote:Oh gee, I don't know, how about finger tips? ;)

No one's ever tipped my fingers. I don't want to go into too much detail, but they give excellent service and deserve at least 20%.

BRWombat wrote:No one's ever tipped my fingers. I don't want to go into too much detail, but they give excellent service and deserve at least 20%.

oh my goodness!

well...then again....Texas DOES have some..unn, strange laws!!!


heheheheheheh

Strange Law from Virginia: It is illegal to carry ice cream cones in one's pockets.

lots of strange laws are still on the books.
some states say when a man gets out of prison, the state must give him a horse and a gun. good luck tryng to get those today.
these days most would eat the horse and use the gun for more crimes....

Here's a timely one.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.