Stupid Guest Tricks

Not sure I spelled that right.
Anyway, I was gonna do a spiel from universal studios for my speech assignment ( it has to be a monologue, and it can be anyone's monologue), but all of USH's are too short or boring. I was wondering if anyone could give me the jungle boat skipper or story book land spiel. Otherwise, I am gonna have to write it down while watching it on You Tube and hope that Soulja boy doesn't start playing in the middle of it. Thanks.

Teddykeiko86 wrote:Not sure I spelled that right.
Anyway, I was gonna do a spiel from universal studios for my speech assignment ( it has to be a monologue, and it can be anyone's monologue), but all of USH's are too short or boring. I was wondering if anyone could give me the jungle boat skipper or story book land spiel. Otherwise, I am gonna have to write it down while watching it on You Tube and hope that Soulja boy doesn't start playing in the middle of it. Thanks.

???? And pass up a chance to go on the attraction and record it yourself???

That way you COULD put an AP down as "Educational expenses"


hehehehehehe

*sneaks up under the dead of night wearing a black trenchcoat with hoodie and Mickey Ears*

http://www.themedattraction.com/jungle.htm

It's not the 'official' one, but it comes darn tooting close.

;)

BTW....if you see your trainer, tell him I'm still awaiting some of those promised JC spiels that he has tucked away. :)

T

Teddykeiko86 wrote:Not sure I spelled that right.
Anyway, I was gonna do a spiel from universal studios for my speech assignment ( it has to be a monologue, and it can be anyone's monologue), but all of USH's are too short or boring. I was wondering if anyone could give me the jungle boat skipper or story book land spiel. Otherwise, I am gonna have to write it down while watching it on You Tube and hope that Soulja boy doesn't start playing in the middle of it. Thanks.

How long do you need. My bus one takes several minutes or more and if I am on a short one my beginning and ending spiels run together good for maybe 8 minutes.

It has to be five minutes. I went to the park today, but there were so many slow, fat and stupid guests, I left after 6 hours in the park. Plus the line at storybook was long and full of crying children with poopy diapers. I will get it off of youtube. The guy at Jungle Cruise was inaudible, so that didn't work.

I could post the 1988 Storybook spiel, but my laptop battery is about to die. :p:

Jungle Spiel is usually 10 minutes long, and a couple minutes of filler time in case of the usual backups after squeezeplay. If you're allowed to, you could do a couple minutes of queue announcements such as red rubberband and no cutting in line, and filler material used during backups, and call it your standup monologue :)