Stupid Guest Tricks

What kind of clothes do you see people wearing to Disney World that they really shouldn't be? I recall one trip at MGM Studios, I saw someone in a Family Guy shirt with a dog sniffing Brian's butt and Brian asking "Do I know you?" I thought it was a funny shirt and while I wasn't really offended (It takes alot to REALLY offend me) I did think "There are better places to wear that." Also, my dad tells me of a person who tried to enter Disney World in a shirt that said "I'm so happy here, I could just shit" and he couldn't understand why they wouldn't let him in

DW and I noticed this last trip that there were a few women obviously wearing a swim suit with a pair of shorts. The only thing I can think of is that they were going to go to a water park afterwards. (we saw this at DHS and AK)

At the water park turnstiles last year, I saw a mid-teen female wearing a tiny top which had the words "Look Here Boys" printed across the front and a pair of shorts perhaps no larger than a belt.

I wondered what kind of parent would permit this teen to go out dressed like that. I then found out...

The girls 300 pound mother came sashaying around the corner jiggling like jello in clothes which appeared to be painted on her, in brilliant shades of fluorescent color. She was definitely putting 20 pounds into a 10 pound sack. Picture one of those highway safety barrels with arms and legs.

Shudder.

I'm pretty sure I once posted here about the 10-year-old boy who came to DL wearing a shirt that said "Top 10 things about being a stoner"

I have to admit that I like some of those shirts with tasteless sayings (see the Bender pic. in my signature...that's actually one of my t-shirts...I also have one with a pic. of Rick James that says "I'm Rick James and I'm dead, bitch." I don't wear 'em to Disney tho'...Universal yes, WDW no. The most controversial one I've ever worn to the World was "Straight But Not Narrow" on Gay Days.

Captain C wrote:What kind of clothes do you see people wearing to Disney World that they really shouldn't be? I recall one trip at MGM Studios, I saw someone in a Family Guy shirt with a dog sniffing Brian's butt and Brian asking "Do I know you?" I thought it was a funny shirt and while I wasn't really offended (It takes alot to REALLY offend me) I did think "There are better places to wear that." Also, my dad tells me of a person who tried to enter Disney World in a shirt that said "I'm so happy here, I could just shit" and he couldn't understand why they wouldn't let him in

At least he was wearing a shirt. I think it is inappropriate for guys to walk around in public places like that without a shirt at all. and then there is the women that walk around half dressed. Ugh. I really don't want to see your fat ass hanging out of a pair of pants that's too small for you to wear and a "top" that only covers your nipples.

I saw a guy at DL once wearing a t-shirt that said "Got MILF" with a woman pushing a baby caraige once. It took me a minute to relize what it said and it was kinda funny.

Steve

Years ago I was dating a girl from back east. Her mother flew out and we drove down to DL. We we're getting ready to leave the hotel the next morning when I noticed the mother was wearing a t-shirt that pictured a granny lady in a long dress with her foot propped up on a restroom hand air dryer drying her lady parts. I told her if she didn't change I wouldn't go to the park. The girl friend stood up for mommy but she did finally change.

I believe that was the beginning of the end of that relationship.

In the local catholic church a young woman had her arms across her chest area through the whole mass. She had worn a see through blouse. lol.

At the Baptist church kids had to wear their shirts inside out if the shirts had satanic messages or inappropriate stuff. Off to the bathroom to change or turn shirts in side out lol

A priest was standing at the door of the church when a topless dancer in her working clothes tried to get. "You can't come in dressed like that." the priest said.

"But Father, I have a divine right." the dancer replied.

"Well, you have a divine left too but you still can't come in dressed like that." The priest said.