Stupid Guest Tricks

I’m not sure whether to consider this a stupid guest trick or what (Guests have to leave DL at some point!)- but I’ll let you read my story first and then you can decide for yourselves. Either way I’ll get to vent a little. :D
So once upon a time…
Last night was pretty slow so a lot of us got to ER and I decided since I was off so early (11:30pm) I’d just take the bus home instead of getting a ride (I wrecked my car a couple months back ).
So I stroll on over to harbor point, board my bus and just as we’re pulling out some man in a wheelchair starts yelling and rolling on after us to stop the bus. So after a delay, we’re off! So why does wheelchair man and bus driver decide it was necessary to argue for nearly a half an hour! I could hear them thru my head phones and I was trying to listen to a little outkast ya know. 8)
So I’m thinking this is the worst of it- listening to wheelchair man and bus driver go on and on- so we’re nearly to my stop- ‘bout 10 minutes away when wheelchair man suddenly stands up- undo’s his overalls and sticks his hands down his pants. :shock: I’m thinking: “oh hell no- this man is gonna beat it right here on the bus- I know you get those urges- but a little self control man!” But after a moment he sits back down. And I’m like whew! I knew I should’ve never taken the weirdo bus this late.
Two of my fellow cast member who have been sitting a couple of seats behind him, all of a sudden get up with disgusted looks on their faces and head to the back. I can hear bus driver yelling at him- so then I lean over to look (hey curiosity!) at what the problem is (besides him wacking off) and I see a river of piss running down the length of the bus! :shock: :shock: :shock: yes piss! Piss from the front to the back with streams branching off and heading all over which way! Wheelchair man went and pissed all over the bus!!!
DING DING bus driver I want off!!

When I was still living at home, in the early 80's, I had to take the bus home one night. This DWARF gets on the bus, and comes and sits right across the aisle from me. Now, I was the only other person on the bus, and sitting towards the back. He comes and sits next to me. I hear him grunting, and look over, and he is holding his TOOL for me to look at and smiling wierdly. Let me tell you, the TOOL was NOt affected by his dwarfism. I know, TMI. I went to the front of the bus as quickly as I could and told the driver, who just shrugged his shoulders and kept driving. I guess they see a lot of that stuff.

They used to have a slogan in San Diego, "Winners Ride the Bus". HHHMMmmmmm..

dave still wierded out after 20 years.

^ LMAO!

I usually don't ride busses. These will just be more reasons not too....Still, not as scary as seeing a homeless dude taking a shower naked in a bathroom stall. That's just wrong. :shock:

OMG!!!

Here I was thinking that if public transportation was better, I'd consider taking it to Cal State Long Beach...what was I thinking???!!!!!

Hey Wheelieman~~~how was your California vacation???